Shirley the smoking orangutan being forced to quit cold turkey

[Icoth]

If you haven't seen it in the news, here's the story: Smoking orangutan forced to go cold turkey

Clearly this is cruelty to animals. As a minimum they should provide a PV to make the transition easier. I plan on emailing these folks and telling them just that, but could use some help picking the perfect vaping gear. What criteria do you think would be most important to Shirley and what PV would best suit her needs?

Creativity and humor, of course, are encouraged

 

[Iffy]

Just shoot the poor beast!

I can't imagine an orangutang, with it's unreal strength, going through what I did going cold turkey 17 years ago (and my knuckles don't even drag da ground)!

King Kong would be a ..... cat in comparison.

 

[Liv2Ski]

I don't know Icoth but I guess we could do what many tell newbs out of the gate -----Get an eGo

 

[cRaZyIpAdMoM]

Lol an ego definitely and carts too

 

[Uma]

Maybe a Helix outfitted with a 30ml tank... that way they won't have to deal with changing batteries and juice for a few days to a week. I sure wouldn't want to be that Ape's caretaker during nic withdrawls. No way Jose

 

[Icoth]

Lol and I expected a lot of "Monkey Box" answers.

 

[Jonner]

Just make sure she has some AVE Gorilla Juice

 

[Icoth]

Just make sure she has some AVE Gorilla Juice

Well how bout a monkey box filled with Gorilla Juice. I suppose we could expand into the animal kingdom a bit and throw in a goose neck.

 

[kabonk]

yep the king-kong monkeybox definitely filled with Gorilla Juice

 

[MiXoLoGiSt]

LOL I knew people were going to say Monkeyboxx or Gorilla Juice or Both.

 

[Hypnophone]

Primates get the jones just like we do.

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