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tybin

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The Honorary Lesbian Test.

1. When asked for a philips screwdriver you?

A. Mix them a drink
B. Reach into the silverware drawer and hand them a table knife
C. Reach for your tool belt
D. "Who the hell is Philip you cheatin .......?"

2. A Lawnmower is?

A. Something you may have seen while cruising Home Depot
B. The guy you stare at every week that pushes some noisy thing through your yard.
C. A gas, electric or manual device used in yard care.
D. What's Home Depot?

3. To hang a picture you need?

A. a lesbian
B. a table knife
C. A hammer and nail
D. "Who the hell is Philip damit"

4. A Sawzall is?

A. What?
B. Southern for "Saw you all"
C. A Reciprocating Saw
D. "I'm leaving you, maybe Philip can tell you what it is, you cheatin jerk."
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bacon!:drool:
 

ScottinSoCal

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1. When asked for a philips screwdriver you?

E. Go into the garage and dig one out from under the rubble. Said rubble currently consists of sawdust and scrap pieces of lumber from last weekend when I made my bed (Yay! No more futon!), spare car parts, the AC vacuum pump that I dug out to charge the AC on the BMW, table saw and reciprocating miter saw also left over from making the bed.

2. A Lawnmower is?

C. A gas device used in yard care. (Electric is for wimps)

3. To hang a picture you need?

E. A picture hanger designed to hold it in place during an earthquake. It's held with three nails and has a spring loaded clip to hold the frame wire.

4. A Sawzall is?

C. A Reciprocating Saw that can cut through wood, metal, pretty much anything. Sawzalls rock. Wouldn't be without one.

But I'm already an honorary lesbian. Either that or a straight man trapped in a gay man's body. I've had both labels applied.
 

BiancaMontgomery

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Hey someone invent that Rainbow Mod so I can buy it..or a black Reo with upside down pink triangle ...now that would be nice

Girl, think "stickers". :D

Here's one I did with a vinyl car window decal I found at Bed Bath and Beyond (I found it in the "Beyond" section :p)

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And these are scrap book stickers:

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