I probably would have bellowed a viking warcry while doing it. Whenever I'm mowing my lawn and I come up to a pile of dog pewp that was obviously not picked up by the dog's lazy-, good-for-nothing owner, I yell out, "I don't have a dog!" or "OMG, I must own a dog and not know it!"
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I just rake it out into the road.
, good-for-nothing owner, I yell out, "I don't have a dog!" or "OMG, I must own a dog and not know it!"
