Snails - Response on Threads Part 5
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Oh, Mad...
I don't get no respect. (Rodney Dangerfield tone)
You were opposed to be saying "Oh, Atty!"........
Leave it to Comedian Will Farrell to wreck, destroy and massacre a really good song.
Three guys are standing killing time in a amusement hall. So they have a little friendly wager, that the one guy that can get a Fox to stop and spend an one hour worth of time with them, gets the spoil. The spoil is a meal, drink and his way paid for, while they are there. And it has to be someone none of them know.
So all of a sudden Miss Boots is a walking. And this jaw dropper isnt just pretty, shes out of the league of ordinary mankind. To say she was as pretty as a picture, doesnt do her justice, you have to throw out pictures just to describe her.
It happened something like this:
The guy has to get her attention, so he walks behind to the side of her and trips and spills change on the floor. She turns around and sees him there, and starts to walk away anyhow. He tells her wait a minute cant you help? And she says well your fine is there something you want? And he says well just a little help would be fine.... So he gets up with a little bit of a limp and she tells him that she does want to sit down and talk to him at this rounded bench 40 feet away. So they sit down. Then she says your are going to explain to me exactly what this is about. He says fine. And she says And I mean everything about this or you will be unforgiven, what is this about? So he raves about how pretty she is, (birth wasnt perfect science it didnt have to be, lucky for you is lucky for him), and finally tells her he just want to spend one hour talking with her. And she says and thats it?, and points her finger to the door as if to say take it out there. Then she scolds him with the word "Finally" <<< like she knew there was more and like she seen acts like this before, meaning you finally are the one who gets me. So he says thats it, that all he wants is an hour worth of her time. And she says thats it? "COME ON". And when she says come on she takes her foot and sweeps it towards his feet meaning she wants an explanation for the tripping act or she wishes he would go trip again just for the canard or whatever it is Miss Boots was thinking. She says come on like, he is on the wrong side of the law just for what he did. And she has a snarlly sneer in her face. <<< Kind of unexplainable, its the way she said it, like he was a waste of space for what already occurred. And He knows she is going to bolt.
So he stand up off the bench, and knows he better hit one out of the park or its a lost cause-shes gone. So he says to her "What is love?" (And at the same time hits himself in the chest with his fist- like her probing is more painful then getting punched, and he hits himself in the chest real hard) and says to her dont hurt me, dont hurt me come on. She says nothing but has a sneer in her face as if to mock him. So he says it again, What is love dont hurt me dont hurt me come on. Then she says Whoaa oh oh oh oh, and has a huge sneer on her face as if to say like he could teach her something about that. (And this guy can dance) So thats precisely what he did, and when he does the Whoaa oh oh whoaa his hands are in air as if to say at least love means something to him.
Right center and front of her with his hands raised he says real loud:
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love?
I don't know why you're not there <<<< Meaning there on the idea of love.
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right?
And what is wrong?
Gimme a sign
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more <<<(Singing this real loud all the time like at least love is big to him but not to her)
Oh, I don't know, what can I do? <<<< Because what else can he do but talk about love rather than explain the tripping act.
What else can I say, it's up to you <<<< As if to make her feel guilty for not having any love
I know we're one <<<< Because he really does think she is the coolest thing on two feet anyway.
Just me and you
I can't go on
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
All while dancing and saying whooaaa oh oh whoaa oh whoaaa oh oh all the time like it was a big deal , as if to tease her that love made more sense to him apparently, and because he knew he had to do something to get rid of her questions or she was gone.
And so a song was born.
She stayed a while, but not long.
Thank you Mars.
Three guys are standing killing time in a amusement hall. So they have a little friendly wager, that the one guy that can get a Fox to stop and spend an one hour worth of time with them, gets the spoil. The spoil is a meal, drink and his way paid for, while they are there. And it has to be someone none of them know.
So all of a sudden Miss Boots is a walking. And this jaw dropper isnt just pretty, shes out of the league of ordinary mankind. To say she was as pretty as a picture, doesnt do her justice, you have to throw out pictures just to describe her.
It happened something like this:
The guy has to get her attention, so he walks behind to the side of her and trips and spills change on the floor. She turns around and sees him there, and starts to walk away anyhow. He tells her wait a minute cant you help? And she says well your fine is there something you want? And he says well just a little help would be fine.... So he gets up with a little bit of a limp and she tells him that she does want to sit down and talk to him at this rounded bench 40 feet away. So they sit down. Then she says your are going to explain to me exactly what this is about. He says fine. And she says And I mean everything about this or you will be unforgiven, what is this about? So he raves about how pretty she is, (birth wasnt perfect science it didnt have to be, lucky for you is lucky for him), and finally tells her he just want to spend one hour talking with her. And she says and thats it?, and points her finger to the door as if to say take it out there. Then she scolds him with the word "Finally" <<< like she knew there was more and like she seen acts like this before, meaning you finally are the one who gets me. So he says thats it, that all he wants is an hour worth of her time. And she says thats it? "COME ON". And when she says come on she takes her foot and sweeps it towards his feet meaning she wants an explanation for the tripping act or she wishes he would go trip again just for the canard or whatever it is Miss Boots was thinking. She says come on like, he is on the wrong side of the law just for what he did. And she has a snarlly sneer in her face. <<< Kind of unexplainable, its the way she said it, like he was a waste of space for what already occurred. And He knows she is going to bolt.
So he stand up off the bench, and knows he better hit one out of the park or its a lost cause-shes gone. So he says to her "What is love?" (And at the same time hits himself in the chest with his fist- like her probing is more painful then getting punched, and he hits himself in the chest real hard) and says to her dont hurt me, dont hurt me come on. She says nothing but has a sneer in her face as if to mock him. So he says it again, What is love dont hurt me dont hurt me come on. Then she says Whoaa oh oh oh oh, and has a huge sneer on her face as if to say like he could teach her something about that. (And this guy can dance) So thats precisely what he did, and when he does the Whoaa oh oh whoaa his hands are in air as if to say at least love means something to him.
Right center and front of her with his hands raised he says real loud:
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love?
I don't know why you're not there <<<< Meaning there on the idea of love.
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right?
And what is wrong?
Gimme a sign
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more <<<(Singing this real loud all the time like at least love is big to him but not to her)
Oh, I don't know, what can I do? <<<< Because what else can he do but talk about love rather than explain the tripping act.
What else can I say, it's up to you <<<< As if to make her feel guilty for not having any love
I know we're one <<<< Because he really does think she is the coolest thing on two feet anyway.
Just me and you
I can't go on
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
All while dancing and saying whooaaa oh oh whoaa oh whoaaa oh oh all the time like it was a big deal , as if to tease her that love made more sense to him apparently, and because he knew he had to do something to get rid of her questions or she was gone.
And so a song was born.
She stayed a while, but not long.
Thank you Mars.
hello, you people.
I would love to know what sky said, but i have adhd. Would somebody please translate for me in 1 to 2 sentences?
I would love to know what sky said, but i have adhd. Would somebody please translate for me in 1 to 2 sentences?
hello, you people.
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