Three phone calls to health care provider since 16nov15:
"You materials have been sent out."
("Materials" = Member card, plus actual benefits documentation.)
Last call on 31dec15 yielded: "Delayed due to weather in Midwest".
(Other dates scribbled down.)
What the

does "weather in the Midwest" have to do with
ANYTHING???
Last check on website:
:: wavy dream sequence ::
Be prepared to read about ME in Tuesday's "Democrat and Chronicle".
My plan is to "sit-in" at the provider, on Monday, until I have stuff in-hand... with pre-calls into local media.
I have all the time in the world, and I plan to use it.
:: end wavy dream sequence ::
There is no reason to put up with

service, for 45+ days.
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Yes... I am back.