Snails - Response on Threads Part 8

[classwife]

Heading out for a late lunch/early dinner at 3

Going to Chuy's
I love their food and their chips are really thin...and their salsa is great !
They have a jalepeno ranch dip that is divine ! Next taco get together at my sister's I am gonna mess around and see if I can create it.


I'm starrrrrrrrrving !


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[tiburonfirst]

Actually, *HE* is
more gooder to *ME*, compared to the other actors....

then it's got to be that facial hair!

 

[SilverBear]

Dale...omg...those bananas have bugs on them !

Fleas. Make your banana itch.

 

[SilverBear]

then it's got to be that facial hair!

YOU have been paying attention. Thank you!

..........

I will share a funny from outside (MY outside) in a bit... involving the "fence" and "noise" neighbors.

 

[daleron]

Dale...omg...those bananas have bugs on them !

Those are seeds!

You people are hard to please

 

[SilverBear]

I will share a funny from outside (MY outside) in a bit... involving the "fence" and "noise" neighbors.

Cast of Characters:

• Me = Me.
• Hag = My "Casino Hag" and confidante. Doing casino visit with her tomorrow.
• She = Female component of next door household. Wife?...ShackUp???... Long-Term Partner? Who knows?
• He = Mister Gas-Powered-Everything, rider of non-code dirt bike, builder of (previous) non-code fence.
• She and He (as a Unit): Have not conversed with in over a year re: dirt bike and fence reporting to Town Code.
• Phone = Cordless viaduct to landline.

Scenario:
Me sitting on deck. She and He staining the now-compliant fence, MY side, 15-20 feet away.

Phone: Ring Ring!
Me: Hello?
Hag: Hi!
Hag and Me: Yack yack yack blather blather blather for about 5 minutes.
Hag: Are you excited about tomorrow?
Me: (In voice that carries, naturally) Excited?!?! I'm lactating!!!
She: HA HA HA HA HA!!!
He: Unintelligible, but a question by inflection.
She (to He): His nips are leaking.

 

[AttyPops]

Yeah, you can't fix that.

What's happening tomorrow?

 

[SilverBear]

Yeah, you can't fix that.

What's happening tomorrow?

See "Cast of Characters", "Hag".

 

[SilverBear]

Yeah, you can't fix that.

What can't be fixed? Leaking nips???

 

[tiburonfirst]

What's happening tomorrow?

casino trip, i imagine! bear's gonna lose a buck or two

 

[SilverBear]

then it's got to be that facial hair!

I'm not that shallow. It must fit the face properly and with a semblance of neatness (and cleanliness). This "longbeard" plague of the last few years has got to just stop. Nastiness in almost every example.

 

[AttyPops]

What can't be fixed?

Nope. But I can see how you read it that way. Now that we've eliminated that one....

Guess again.

Ask if you want a hint.

 

[Katmar]

Hot and humid like late July weather today....Ugh!

Stayed in and read and relaxed with the crew.
Goodnight, Snailettes and Amorous Bear....sleep well, sweet dreams and a better tomorrow.

 

[tiburonfirst]

night, kat!

 

[daleron]

Good night Kat.

 

[SilverBear]

Nope. But I can see how you read it that way. Now that we've eliminated that one....

Guess again.

Ask if you want a hint.

My voice that carries and makes Barry White envious with its bass tones???

 

[tiburonfirst]

makes Barry White envious with its bass tones???

and on that happy note
goodnight and sweet dreams to all!

 

[FranC]

Sweet dreams, tib

 

[FranC]

Night, Kat

Evening, dale and Bear

Been running the roads all day

 

[daleron]

Good night Tibs

Better than Barry White eh Bear?

Hey Fran, sorry you’ve been on the road all day. That’s not very relaxing