Happy St. Patrick's Day, my Snail friends!

'tis a tradition, my dear Tibby.
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P.S. It's the next day now....so I'm baaaaack!
Carpe Diem!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
lol!
i gotta get to town early - forgot half the stuff on my list yesterday - including coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
of a tall, large woman
That's a fine doorful of a woman.
of a gossiper
She has a tongue that would clip a hedge.
of a poor, thin creature
The breath is only just in and out of him, and the grass doesn't know of him walking over it.
of a coarse, ill-mannered person using poor language
What would you expect out of a pig but a grunt?
on trying to change a stubborn person's mind
You might as well be whistling jigs to a milestone.
of very bad music
Aw, that's the tune the old cow died of.
of one who overstays their welcome
If that man went to a wedding, he'd stay for the christening.
of a talkative person
That man would talk the teeth out of a saw.
of a clever thief
He'd steal the sugar out of your punch.
in praise of strong whiskey
I felt it like a torchlight procession going down my throat.
of bad aim in shooting
He wouldn't hit a hole in a ladder.