i had offered but my co-ops are in the distant past 
i'll let you know if/when it's a go - that company won't sell unless they are sure the product will perform properly
How do you kill a Blue elephant?
Shoot it with a Blue elephant gun!
How do you kill a Pink elephant?
No...There's no such thing as a Pink elephant gun! You pinch its trunk until it turns blue and then shoot it with a Blue elephant gun.

(ETA: REALLY?!?! Since when is that word censored??? It means "female dog, wolf or fox". What's so bad about that?!?!)
And furthermore... the word is used on GOLDEN GIRLS, for Christ's sake.
think of all the poor richards on ecf who will never be allowed to use their nick name 
I also think I want to try bonsai.