So I've become a Reo douchbag

[Rickajho]

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

Err... Ummm... You can lead a bag to water but you can't make them _ _ _ _ _ _? (I'm having a really hard time wrapping my head around the idea that any of us are d-bags.)

The REO is a game changer, but in all honesty it can only solve 98% of all their problems

Yeah. There is no saving those ones who embrace their inner .......... A Reo can't fix everything.

 

[Cullin Kin]

My actions after reading this thread:

1) I look over at my Manhattan clone and sigh
2) I think, 'dang he's right, I have to red rip again?'
3) I read the first post again 'GET A REO YOU MONG!'
4) I then think, 'Am I a mong? Oh chit, I am a mong!'
5) I look back at my Manhattan clone
6) I grab my Manhattan clone
7) I redrip and take 5 hits and get a dry hit for number 6
8) I see my juice bottle has rolled across the bed
9) I think, 'Awh man, now I have to move.'
10) I look back at the first post... 'Mong'
11) I open a new tab on my browser
12) I type 'www.reosmods.com'
13) I browse through the Grand, Low Profile Grand, and Super Light Grand styles
14) I think 'Man that super light Grand is schmexay, I wonder if it comes in...'
15) I see that the super light grand comes in something very close
16) I think, 'Mong'
17) I click buy Now to add the 'comes in very close' to my cart
18) I think 'gah $175.00... I'm in college! Thats like my meals for 3 years!'
19) I think 'but with how much you've spent lately, this could stop the trend...'
20) I think, 'Mong' again
21) I do self confirmation, 'Yes, this is a good idea'
22) I think, 'I would be happiest if it came in... maybe I'll send them an email'
23) I send them an email
24) I come back to here
25) I think, 'Mong status almost cleared!'

Will report further actions upon receiving email. Thank you for the convincing argument!

 

[DasBluCig]

douche·bag
ˈdo͞oSHbag/
noun
noun: douche bag
1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
NORTH AMERICAN informal
an obnoxious or contemptible person, typically a man or a strident Reo evangelist

Leave it to ol' Noah Webster to "set the record straight"!!
"SEX before MARRIAGE???? NOT IN MY BOOK!!"
Happy (vaping) Trails!

 

[the_vape_nerd]

You spelled ......... wrong.
Just thought it was better to learn it here than out on the street.
Not trying to be picky, just that's it important to get the fundamentals down now that you truly are a REO ..........

actually I was just afraid ecf my censor the word...

 

[the_vape_nerd]

Yeah I used to be quite a deek (maybe the biggest) about telling everyone without a REO how much their mods sucked and how gayayuss their tubes looked.

Till one day my man Muzichead (and duggystyle) gave me some harsh lessons in being cool to others.

Since them I've come to realize the err in my ways and try to be a bit more subtle if I even bother trying to lead horses to water

I'd like to be nice about things ok. I mean I'm not a douche bag (for the most part) in other aspects of my life. I just think that such a simple solution requires this level of indignation and self-righteousness. I mean I didn't invent the REO or anything so it's not like I'm trying to sell something. It's just that I've found the answer to all these idiotic complaints.

And super x.........I must say that YOU in particular, warrant a lot of praise. Without your helpful videos, it might have taken me weeks or months to set up my rm2 properly. Whenever I do have some small success in converting someone to a Reo, the first place I send them is to your videos.

So, thank you sir.

 

[the_vape_nerd]

My actions after reading this thread:

1) I look over at my Manhattan clone and sigh
2) I think, 'dang he's right, I have to red rip again?'
3) I read the first post again 'GET A REO YOU MONG!'
4) I then think, 'Am I a mong? Oh chit, I am a mong!'
5) I look back at my Manhattan clone
6) I grab my Manhattan clone
7) I redrip and take 5 hits and get a dry hit for number 6
8) I see my juice bottle has rolled across the bed
9) I think, 'Awh man, now I have to move.'
10) I look back at the first post... 'Mong'
11) I open a new tab on my browser
12) I type 'www.reosmods.com'
13) I browse through the Grand, Low Profile Grand, and Super Light Grand styles
14) I think 'Man that super light Grand is schmexay, I wonder if it comes in...'
15) I see that the super light grand comes in something very close
16) I think, 'Mong'
17) I click Buy Now to add the 'comes in very close' to my cart
18) I think 'gah $175.00... I'm in college! Thats like my meals for 3 years!'
19) I think 'but with how much you've spent lately, this could stop the trend...'
20) I think, 'Mong' again
21) I do self confirmation, 'Yes, this is a good idea'
22) I think, 'I would be happiest if it came in... maybe I'll send them an email'
23) I send them an email
24) I come back to here
25) I think, 'Mong status almost cleared!'

Will report further actions upon receiving email. Thank you for the convincing argument!

Every time a mong gets a Reo, a hipster runs out of PBR.

 

[the_vape_nerd]

I do really really love my Reo, but my DNA squonker has been a game changer for me.


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Do you have a product link for this? I'd be interested in looking at it.

 

[Cullin Kin]

Every time a mong gets a Reo, a hipster runs out of PBR.

Well... Colorado could use a few more Reo conversions. Our hipster population is out of control!

 

[Cevan]

Do you have a product link for this? I'd be interested in looking at it.

PM me if you like... I don't like posting other products in a dedicated supplier thread.


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[glasseye]

What I find fascinating from a post like this is I read it first, for some reason, like "Dutch Bag." What the fart would a "Dutch Bag" be?

Discuss:

Dutch. Bag.

People just need to go through their own learning curve. I'm very happy not looking at the sales and roll outs for the next big new tube/atty/freakishly-named coil wrap/thing. I've had a bunch of things that were meh or just sucked. And here they sit while I vape on a Reo.

 

[chohan]

Every time a mong gets a Reo, a hipster runs out of PBR.

PBR

Professional Bull Riders?

Nevermind... google is my friend.

On a sidenote, I never knew what a hipster was until I read your other post/rant.
The first image that popped in my mind was the old beatniks.

 

[Sloth Tonight]

PBR

Professional Bull Riders?

Nevermind... google is my friend.

On a sidenote, I never knew what a hipster was until I read your other post/rant.
The first image that popped in my mind was the old beatniks.

a man who doesn't know from experience what a PBR is, is a lucky man - yuck

 

[Quigsworth]

Wasn't PBR Dennis Hopper's beer of choice in Blue Velvet?

 

[Funk Dracula]

Wasn't PBR Dennis Hopper's beer of choice in Blue Velvet?

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: [shouting] Heineken? ...... that s**t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!