So much juice - so little time (I accept the challenge!)

[Elphaba13]

As promised:



I was a smoker for 24 years
My attempts to quit, they brought me to tears
I smoked PJs, and Dunhills, too many to name
Didn't matter which – they all taste the same.


I got a PV, a brand new toy
It brought me happiness, it brought me joy
Then I discovered FSUSA
And they sell a new flavour for every day.


Coffees and sodas and tobaccos galore
Butterscotch, Hopscotch, Rys 5 and 4
There's candys, and florals, and savouries and mists
There's even Tuna! (Surely now they're taking the pi$$)


I order and order, I vape and I vape
Whats that? A new one? This one in grape?
I'll take it! And throw in a bottle of custard
By now my bank account's already busted.


Mohito? Tahiti? Wyatt Earp and Pall Mall?
Sure, into my cart, come one and come all
Another new one? Vanilla? You say it's extreme?
Ok, why not. Hear my credit card scream.


I give up eating, I give up sleeping
All I do is vape and watch all the juices I'm steeping
I try to keep up, I vape day and night
Holy crap! Now they're bringing out Spryte!


Oh Freedomsmoke I beg you, please will you stop?
Stop adding all these new flavours to your online shop
Quit with the moon pie, and mocha, and lime
So much juice, so little time.

 

[div]

OMG Elphaba, you rock! This is good, really, really good.

 

[chimney55]

Brava! For the artist...

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Wow Elphaba! That's awesome! I hope David, Pam and Kristen notice this thread!

 

[SecondChance]

Trust me they will!! Holy cow must be nice to have that much talent!

 

[Elphaba13]

Nah, no talent. Just finding something to do that doesn't involve hijacking other threads. Normal transmission will resume tomorrow lol.

 

[SecondChance]

I must differ with you mate...isn't that how you say it down under.. lol That is extreme Talent. IMO very nice work in a short time, you are a natural at it! Thanks for the entertainment! Perhaps that is why you have the music staff as a signature...Hmmm?

P.S. hijacking threads can be great fun! lol

 

[SecondChance]

Ok, just made it to the other thread that started this....Good Grief!! 38 minutes from accepting to completion of the poem!!! Awesome...

 

[Elphaba13]

And I built a Lego robot with my 3 year old first.

It just came to me. Shame I can't think that quickly at work.

 

[SuckFace]

Grab and Ego t man.. All that juice will leak out onto the table in noo time ..

 

[SecondChance]

Grab and Ego t man.. All that juice will leak out onto the table in noo time ..

Is there a point to this post that you think fits in this thread or, is it a joke or, dunno....????

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Grab and Ego t man.. All that juice will leak out onto the table in noo time ..

I'm not understanding the purpose of your post. What does it have to do with Elphaba's poem?

 

[Elphaba13]

Maybe he's taking over my off topic duties?

 

[pwissing]

Bravo!!! Very well done!!

 

[SecondChance]

TT, and myself do a pretty good job of that anyway....

 

[im2starcrazy4u]

OMG I LOVE IT!!! we just may have to put that up in our lounge somewhere That is so well written and in such a short time! AMAZING!

 

[Beans]

Bravo! I love it.

 

[mauisun]

lol that poem was hysterical thank you so much for it

 

[TexasT]

Elphaba, I'm truly impressed.

Great job, great talent and your great fun.

Your poetry is simply amazing.

Can I borrow three dollars?

TT

 

[vaporgalinfla]

TT - Only three dollars? You must be doing well with your fortune telling business!