I will remember my shock and awe when I entered a gas station selling BOOZE.
LOL. I will ALSO remember my shock and AWE at drive through liquor stations that seems like SUCH an accident waiting to happen. (South Carolina.)
Now, I notice my shock and awe when there is not ONE clearly identifiable person performing acts BEHIND the gas station, to purchase liquor or IDK motor oil if you are desperate but SOMETHING.
LOL, the nearest gas station to my house was ah, a house of ill repute (outdoors). They had a redbox, which is super code for "buy here," because some old, busted up old men were like constantly buying "DVDs" to "Watch" with their horrifyingly thin busted up "daughters" during the encounter, because it somehow makes it seem more palatable.
It's all cleaned up now, but they had the LARGEST condom machine on offer I have EVER seen in the single use bathroom.
I miss that gas station, frankly. The one I go to now makes Subway sandwiches and that's GOOD, it's my comfort food. I imagine it would no longer be if they took out all the FLAVORS though.
Anna