So, when this giant ZOMG cloud of radiation hits...
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What? did you never watch "Mystery men"? Sometimes it's the little things that work in a pinch!
Aw, come on now! It's the ability to tame toddler tantrums that will lessen my odds of becoming a supervillain instead!
The power to make it snow and/or freeze rain JUST on trees and grass -- but never on roads, sidewalks, driveways or powerlines!
Well sure, Morandir. Nothing wrong with that. Just don't throw any tantrums, or I'll be forced to silence you with my awesomemomnuclearpowers.
I'm afraid it'd be used to psychoanalyze me, so I'm sticking with "The Clue Bringer"
I'll do my best Ms. Lexicana. No promises....
Ms. Addy, I'm looking into if you got your Norwegian right..... I don't speak it (though I do know 8 songs in that language by heart), but know many who do.... I'm just waiting on an email back....
Ms. Addy, I'm looking into if you got your Norwegian right..... I don't speak it (though I do know 8 songs in that language by heart), but know many who do.... I'm just waiting on an email back....
Now that would just drive me even more madd! You know, "Nine out of ten voices in my head tell me to pull the trigger!" Mix the music and the voices, then resonate through the body, I'd have Terets on steroids!
But Ms. Kimmy if you knew everything before it happened wouldn't that be a boring existence? The God of Emperor of Dune did all he could to still provide himself surprises...
I want my backside to turn into a flamethrower on command. Then I can really enjoy my chili....and tons of it.
I wouldn't need a lighter anymore to light off brushfires. Just eat, drop my pants, and yell fire.
Only problem would be at work yelling fire, I'd burn a hole in my britches.
I wouldn't need a lighter anymore to light off brushfires. Just eat, drop my pants, and yell fire.
Only problem would be at work yelling fire, I'd burn a hole in my britches.
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The ability to communicate with animals, because I'm on the brink of insanity.
Jazz: "Meow"
Me: "What do you want Jazz?"
Jazz: "Meow"
Me: "Do you need food?"
Jazz: "Meow"
Me: "No, food bowl's full, you need water?"
Jazz: "Meow"
Me: "Nope water's good too. I don't know what you want..."
Jazz: "Meow"
Me: **Silently staring at the Cat**
Jazz: "MEOW"
Me: *Sigh*
And that's the short version.
Jazz: "Meow"
Me: "What do you want Jazz?"
Jazz: "Meow"
Me: "Do you need food?"
Jazz: "Meow"
Me: "No, food bowl's full, you need water?"
Jazz: "Meow"
Me: "Nope water's good too. I don't know what you want..."
Jazz: "Meow"
Me: **Silently staring at the Cat**
Jazz: "MEOW"
Me: *Sigh*
And that's the short version.
The voices in my head are long gone thanks to years of _____ use...it could be my own theme music 
This is so lame. With an average cpm of 27.40625 today, none of us are gettin' any superpowers can time soon...
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