The problem is.... they ALL taste like a FOG MACHINE !
Try a NET! (What's that, you may ask?)
I'm a
current (tobacco) pipe smoker who stumbled into the world of vaping trying to rescue a friend from a pack and a half a day habit.
Let me say that I never had, nor have to this day, the intention to stop enjoying a fine pipe altogether, although as weeks go by I find myself reaching for the PV instead of the pipe. (PV = personal vaporizer, there's a whola lot of lingo to learn if you want to enjoy this hobby, all of it, it seems in undescifrable acronyms)
As you were advised previously,
all e-liquids are made with Vegetable Glycerin (VG) and Propilene Glycol (PG),
the very same ingredients —mainly the PG– that machine fog is made from.
Buying an e-cig like yours for my friend, I tried and couldn't resist an electronic pipe (a real piece of junk, later turned out). Nevertheless, it sent me on a quest to find a replica of my favorite pipe blends, the English or Balkan style ones, made of Virginia, Turkish and Latakia. While none of the dozen liquids I've tasted, I've found many that are very pleasurable and that really give the sensation of smoking. You must understand that I quit cigarrettes more than 35 years ago and that I confine myself to a pair or three pipe bowls a day when in excess, usually that amount in a week.
The liquids that I found more satisfying are NET's, or Naturally Extracted Tobacco (liquid). You might want to give a Google search for the above terms or check this and other forums with that keywords. I find one from
Want2Vape called London to most closely replicate the ancient Balkan Sobranie, if that's at all possible in an e-liquid. It cannot be done with real tobacco! Go figure.
Another that I find very good albeit a more "pharmaceutical" and not a NET, is Halo Tribeca, a very popular juice. The whole
Halo line is extremely good and you might like to sample some before writing off the vaping alternative.
Last but not least, even if I truly don't recommend this as it can be not only daunting but dangerous is a DIY NET (you handle liquid nicotine which is a poison). There's a wealth of videos in You Tube and also very good tutos here in ECF should you -eventually- decide to go that way. I have
successfully made pipe tobacco extracts from three of my favorites and although they dont really taste like the real thing they don't taste of PG either as I do them almost with pure glycerin.
I hope you succed. Keep at it and heed the advice of the experts here. A mechanical "mod" which will make you look like you're sucking on a flashlight

is probably your best alternative right now. I'd suggest investing in one or at least buying one of the eGo variable voltage starter kits with a decent tank or claromizer (look up the terms). The one I'd recomment is called a T3 and a small clear tank with bottom coil like the G6 should bring out the good that any juice has to offer.
Sorry for the long winded post but vaping really helps to kick the habit. My friend cut from 30+ to 5- a day and passed the cartomizer cigarrette lookalike to another needy soul but not before investing in a good mod that keeps her puffing happy day in and day out.
Good luck!