Stood my ground

[Dee2uk]

Brill story Emp,I loved it,I cant wait to go out myself and see their faces,especially the po face at my local, this will be her LOL

 

[TheEmperorOfIceCream]

I do like posting (and having) these adventures but they don't all bear retailing. Some are quite ugly and I don't always win (got thrown out by a 'my gaff, my rules' landlord recently). Always do my best when someone tries to shame me publicly, though!

Emp

 

[Kit]

Cant wait for the novel emp

 

[dnakr]

I bet you win more than you lose.

 

[UncleMidriff]

If I'm in close quarters with a bunch of other people, like at a movie theatre, I try to be discreet and polite, but when it comes to place like parking lots or parks, or driving around in my car, I try to take the biggest, most obvious puffs I can. I keep hoping someone will notice, "Hey, that guy just stuck a lit cigarette burning tip down into his shirt pocket before he walked in here!" but so far, no one seems to have noticed.

 

[cutepaw]

We get a lot of mindless drivel over the tannoy so I didn't get it the first time. I got the feedback howl on the repeat, though:

"customeronplatform3stopsmokingNOW!!"

Being a Brit and knowing those BR tannoys - I can only register my amazement that you ever worked out what he said!

I must try it on my local station when my mini arrives this weekend

 

[Kit]

come on emp were ready for part 2 of your e-smoking excapades he he

 

[lukewells]

Good show Emp!

Wish I had the balls to be as brazen about my e smoking.

I'm covering the end of mine while smoking in public and fully inhaling so that barely any visible vapour comes out

 

[GermanGoodness]

I know this is an old thread, but LORD I laughed my posterior off! LOVED it!

"I don't smoke, mate."

I'm american, but I have GOT to use that line!

 

[Di]

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