Stormy's Vapor Cellar- Caption Contest!

[Brewzz]

Yo, Yo!! Playa best be gettin a coupla extra 14650 battries fo dat E Power Kit!!

-E Power 14650 Starter Kit page

 

[snarkypaws]

Just gonna play possum until she leaves, then I'm gonna hit SUBMIT ORDER!

(final order page)

 

[RippleInStillWater]

'Can you put a clock on me so I can complete my Flavor Flav look!?!?'

From the eliquid page

 

[snarkypaws]

Okay, so I lied and said I'm "18 or older". I don't see what you're gettin' so excited about. You're the one who said they had great juice!

(sick and twisted, I know)
Opening page

 

[kritter]

Humphhhh! Mom and Dad gets all those tasty eliquids and all I get is this crummy tasting carrot juice!
From Stormy's Vapor Cellar eliquid page

 

[CloudBurst]

Lol carrot juice? Yuck!

 

[ISBN]

Stormy's Vapor Cellar LLC will not, for any reason use your personal information for purposes other than sending you my picture and Newsletter distribution.

Yours truly,
The Baby

-Privacy Notice​

 

[tyleris12]

How come you get that cool looking Cherry Vape's Dream Tip to suck on and all I get is a cold, rubbery bottle nipple?

(Cherry Vape's Dream Tips page)

 

[Viltran]

no no no I'm not putting that arry tank in my mouth mommy. I have no Idea what you were doing with it earlier! I heard a lot of mmmmm ahhhhhh ohhhhhs coming out of the next room... no no no not after those sounds

ary ce2 tank page

 

[RippleInStillWater]

'Your opinions, thoughts and ideas are critical -- Is this how you do the macarena?!?!?!?!'

From the About Us page!!!

 

[Viltran]

I think I need a lower nic level on that peaches and cream liquid wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

e-liquid page

 

[Viltran]

what is mommy and daddy talking about, diaper is just like a cartomizer, holds liquid really good, looking for a large battery, OH MY GOD!!! Mommy and Daddy are going to turn me into a MOD!!!!!! SOMEONE STOP THEM!

Cartomizer page

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Is that the Crab juice again...smells horrible! THAT BETTER NOT BE IN MY STORM TANK! I will never get the taste out!

Storm tank page, featured products

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

That is NOT the thermometer, its your e-power! Think small! think small!

(e-power product page)

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

just because it leaks that does not make it a Drip-tip!

(storm tank page)

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

I wonder what mommy meant when she said daddy's eliquid made me happen?

main nav pane

(I know...I know...)

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

USP certified lovable and 99.9% pure cuteness!!!

Liquids page

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Filter Results by: Items starting with ... Milk


product list pages

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

ewwwww...looks a bit like nutty caramel

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Check out the diaper! Larger quantities available upon request!

Checkout, shopping cart, juice page