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[ShogaNinja]

But by then almost every smoker had quit and switched to BT ecigs. They were vastly outnumbered. People were walking around in a daze, sleepwalking, their minds under control by Dinklage and the Kool-Aid Man's evil plot. Dinklage quickly found himself surrounded by stacks of cash. The Kool-Aid Man ejuice was practically free, and with sweatshop labor the ecigs were only costing 3 cents a piece. He was making money hand over fist. Even if this plot failed, there would be others, and he was now well funded.

 

[liblue1]

He could make all of his evil plans come true for all times...

 

[ShogaNinja]

Or so it seemed. At least, until Andrew Lincoln (The Walking Dead's Sheriff, Rick Grimes) showed up to lead the rebellion.

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

sigelei joined the fight, creating a 510 light saber attachment to arm the resistence

 

[aikanae1]

sigelei joined the fight, creating a 510 light saber attachment to arm the resistence

Rebel forces believed they had a good chance of fighting BT and winning, until ...

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Chuck Norris arose from the brainwashed ranks, his eyes glowing red, obviously under the influence of the Kool Aid man.

 

[Racehorse]

Andrew Lincoln was no match for Chuck Norris........so a call to the "hereafter" was put in.........to somebody who is like a steel rod in strength, in human form, and that call was to Bruce Lee.

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

The battle commenced...

Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris (Way of the Dragon) - YouTube

 

[Racehorse]

Bruce Lee, fighting for the side of the good, also brought with him Tony Jaa ---- and Tony's parents brought their ENTIRE herd of elephants along---swinging their trunks, and knocking down all the Kool-aide zombies....and after they knocked 'em down, the elephants STEPPED ON THEM, sort of like you would grind out a cigarette .... with your shoe.

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Unfortunately the trampling created a pool of pulverized innards that became very slippery over time, casing the elephants to trip and fall on something very important

 

[Racehorse]

And that very important thing was a man, with a message for the world.......Mahatma Gandhi ---- who had been buried beneath the innards, but during his last dying breaths, his inner light and wisdom was still shining brightly, as he described six blind men positioned around an elephant and asked to describe it. One felt its leg and said it was like a pole. One felt its trunk and said it was like a snake. One felt its side and said it was like a wall. None of the blind men were absolutely wrong and none of the blind men were absolutely right. Arrogance, Mahatma was saying, arises in the belief that one possesses the whole truth.

This was a very sobering moment for both the victors, and the vanquished.

 

[ShogaNinja]

But this wasn't over. At that very moment, Dinklage appeared riding the back of Kool-Aid Man who was now as big as a building. He crushed everyone there and then spilled his evil Kool-Sludge on them. Their bodies sizzled and they rose again to fight against the forces of good. As Ghandi's body disintegrated he became a being of pure light. "There is another", he said in a most foreboding and pensive way as his essence drifted away. Now a new hero must rise to fight these BT zombies. Who could it be?

 

[skydragon]

And they thought........."What were we thinking?!!)

 

[Racehorse]

"The Other" was actually a special e-liquid, based on the famous coctail of that name, Three Wise Men coctail, which uses a combination of 3 whiskeys or liquors on the rocks, neat.......and there are many versions of this drink:
Three Wise Men (cocktail) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So the new eliquid that was concocted would be called Three Wise Men, and it would serve to bring reason and logic to all who vaped it.

 

[Cnew]

Gizzy, Sas and everyone around them felt deeply the immensity of this new creation and its potential ramifications. It was a very, very pensive moment.

Thinking it just the right moment, Gizzy asked loudly, "OK, so who wants to play cards?!"

 

[Racehorse]

One person suggested Magic: The Gathering. Another one wanted regular Go, and then there was the standby, Poker.....some even wanted to play Telefunken, Burraco, and {gasp} Pinochle.

 

[somejerk]

so three people selected the three most favored game and they had a rock paper scissors showdown to select the best option.

 

[Cnew]

Since Gizzy wasn't terribly bright and Sas couldn't follow a thought for more than a few seconds, they opted for Old Maid.

 

[Racehorse]

Followed by Go Fish, and then War.

 

[somejerk]

so everyone in the whole entire world sat down to those games to decide on how to sort this all out.