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And when they began to sing puppies began to fall out of the sky into the arms of loving children.
So Everyone sat down at the round table and poured a fresh margarita and they all started drawing out a plan for a puppy catcher then...
They just decided to put lots of bubble wrap down so when the puppies fell they didnt get hurt. Besides, they had some vaping and sipping to do!
Food and water puppies need lots of food and water so they sent the guy with the cheep sunglasses to the store for puppy chow and.........
....Puppy-Fluffer-O-Matic 5000. It was a sweet machine, except it did have one small problem....
The pups all came out looking like they were having a bad hair day all frizzed.......
And this made the pet store owner very jealous because not only was her hair the frizziest of the frizz but it was also a beautiful, two-toned, perfectly symmetrical, black and gray coif that was parted down the middle. Without a word she slammed her glass of Silicon Shark on the table and.......
shouted, "I'm not leaving without every single last pup!"
She couldn't stand not being the frizziest in town. Even though Cruella was afraid of what she might hear, she took out of her bag a special, gilded hand mirror and asked one question, "mirror, mirror, in my hand, who is the frizziest and fluffiest in this land?" Cruella admired her split ends in the mirror's reflection while she waited for it's answer ....
She couldn't stand not being the frizziest in town. Even though Cruella was afraid of what she might hear, she took out of her bag a special, gilded hand mirror and asked one question, "mirror, mirror, in my hand, who is the frizziest and fluffiest in this land?" Cruella admired her split ends in the mirror's reflection while she waited for it's answer ....
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The mirror decided to pretend that he didn't know English and started speaking in...
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