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he had indeed been into the silicone shark stuff and didn't want to be shattered by her anger
So the mirror started glitching and made the messed up speaker sound you hear at fast food restaurants...
Vulcan....psssst. ...broken vuvcan......pssssssssst sizzle.
Vulcan....psssst. ...broken vuvcan......pssssssssst sizzle.
The mirror then flashed a seemingly random series of pictures...a troll doll....Don King.....Jon Bon Jovi and finally Albert Einstein before cracking right in half and going up in a miniature mushroom cloud of smoke. Cruella stamped her foot and said..........
...who's the fluffiest and frizziest of them all?"
Silence. The mirror said nothing. Unknown to Cruella, all the mirrors that had responded to her question were extraterrestrial extensions from an ancient biological life form which existed nowhere else but inside her gilded hand mirror. Even they could not take Cruella and had moved on to another galaxay. No mirror was ever going to answer her back again and she faced life alone.
Cruella took another pill (this one made her bigger) and washed it down with more Silicone Shark. After clearing her throat, yelled "I STILL want those PUPPIEESSS!" ....
Silence. The mirror said nothing. Unknown to Cruella, all the mirrors that had responded to her question were extraterrestrial extensions from an ancient biological life form which existed nowhere else but inside her gilded hand mirror. Even they could not take Cruella and had moved on to another galaxay. No mirror was ever going to answer her back again and she faced life alone.
Cruella took another pill (this one made her bigger) and washed it down with more Silicone Shark. After clearing her throat, yelled "I STILL want those PUPPIEESSS!" ....
Boom...boom...WROAR...boom...boom... It feels like Godzilla's rivals have arrived.
"Whew, what a day" says the naked man as he wipes his brow, "I need a vape". And he adds 10x extra flavor to the mix.
"Whew, what a day" says the naked man as he wipes his brow, "I need a vape". And he adds 10x extra flavor to the mix.
So as he sits there puffing away on the swill he had mixed up,up walks none other than......
batman and robin!! godzilla jumped up in awe asking for their autographs.
and the puppies unfroze because of the awesome power the duo of Batman and Robin.
then they left in the batmobile, probably to stop some serious crimes.
Everyone, including the puppies, stood there in silence as they watched the Batmobile ride off into the distance.
Then the puppies barked and rolled over, so thankful for being able to run and breathe again. Ruff batman, ruff robin...roll, roll, tail wag.
Everyone clapped and cheered as Batman and Robin looked back and waved, glad that they could be of service!
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