Tale of two batteries

[Chesterwiz]

So I had an issue with 2 of the newest batteries. One was a stealth we will call him "Blue". One was a diamond with blue tip. Ill call them Chromy. So Blue and Chromy were acting up. Blue and Chromy were acting the same. Chromy decided to quit working properly enough to send them back for a replacment.....

Received the new Chromy2 and it works as expected. Well guess what, I think blue seen what was going on and decided to quit acting up and now works better then ever.

I think Blue seen I was not going to take the acting up and straightened out their act.

BTW received a green tip chrome.....I guess I can deal with that. 3 green tips now.

Ches

 

[Morandir835]

Glad your issues are in the past Chesterwiz sir.

 

[Iowa Gal]

That is funny.... you do a good job of keeping your little ones in line

 

[EleanorR]

You show 'em who's boss, Chesterwiz!

 

[FantWriter]

An oldie but a goodie --

A young man received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.

The man tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, he was fed up and yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. He shook the parrot, and the parrot only got ruder.

In desperation, he grabbed the bird and put it in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing he'd hurt the bird, the man opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto his outstretched arm and said "I believe I may have offended you with my coarse language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions, and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

The man was stunned. As he was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change in the bird's attitude, the parrot said, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

 

[EleanorR]

An oldie but a goodie --

A young man received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.

The man tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, he was fed up and yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. He shook the parrot, and the parrot only got ruder.

In desperation, he grabbed the bird and put it in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing he'd hurt the bird, the man opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto his outstretched arm and said "I believe I may have offended you with my coarse language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions, and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

The man was stunned. As he was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change in the bird's attitude, the parrot said, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"