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salemgold

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Ohh, I was wondering if she (MN) got there. That's great. I lived in Tucson when I was young. Of course it was just a little village way back then, but I sure loved that place. Did she drive or fly down, do you know?

She drove down. Looks like she brought the MN cold with her :)
 

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Well it wouldn't have mattered had you not outed my secret location, telling everyone about your house in Mass.:facepalm:

That's okay, I'm heading to Ohio. I know someone that has plenty of FSUSA juice there and she still has a week or so of classes so I'll have the juice, ur, place to myself.:sneaky:

Sorry ab - wasn't thinking... :facepalm: Perhaps you shouldn't have mentioned that you're headed to Ohio. She'll find you!
 

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Sorry ab - wasn't thinking... :facepalm: Perhaps you shouldn't have mentioned that you're headed to Ohio. She'll find you!

OMG, my wife's mother said she saw a sign pointing at Ohio when she went to Chawcawgo and says she knows how to get there. She wants to know if Ohio is a very big place.

She's out in the front yard now putting a pack on her milk cow just chattering on and on about "her Ab." Hate to see her go. That cow sure gives good milk.
 

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27 degrees and 31 degrees in Arizona? That's cold! That reminds me of a major cold front we had last February. We had record breaking lows in the 50s during the day and low 30s at night. With our high humidity, it was horrible. Windchills after the sun went down made the temp. around 15. We lit our fireplace every day for days on end (the front lasted over a week). One night, we went out as we had tickets to a dinner show (Mary Wilson - former Supreme) was performing. It was so cold that day and we had to wear winter clothes that night. I think that was the first time since we lived in Florida that there were advisories to wear a coat, hat, and gloves if you were going outside.

Sorry to get off topic. :blush:
 

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OMG, my wife's mother said she saw a sign pointing at Ohio when she went to Chawcawgo and says she knows how to get there. She wants to know if Ohio is a very big place.

She's out in the front yard now putting a pack on her milk cow just chattering on and on about "her Ab." Hate to see her go. That cow sure gives good milk.


Eh, the vitamin C from cleaning your attys I'm sure is better than the milk's nutrients anyway.
 

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Eh, the vitamin C from cleaning your attys I'm sure is better than the milk's nutrients anyway.

Gosh, I didn't know those attys had that vitamin C in them. I'm going to have to take out my Copenhagen and suck on attys instead. Wonder how many I can get in my lip? Hummm. Vitamin C. That's probably better for a guy than that fried Spam.
 

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Sorry ab - wasn't thinking... :facepalm: Perhaps you shouldn't have mentioned that you're headed to Ohio. She'll find you!


That's the plan:sneaky:


OMG, my wife's mother said she saw a sign pointing at Ohio when she went to Chawcawgo and says she knows how to get there. She wants to know if Ohio is a very big place.

She's out in the front yard now putting a pack on her milk cow just chattering on and on about "her Ab." Hate to see her go. That cow sure gives good milk.

I don't drink milk:rolleyes: Keep her... and the cow!:glug:
 

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I got fired. I got sent back home.

My son-in-law and his two helpers told me to go home and they would come and get me when they needed me. Can you imagine?

I don't know about those two guys my son-in-law hired. They didn't speak English real good. They must have been some of those Frenchmen or something.

First of all they made fun of my 1952 DeSoto automobile.

So I get back home and my gosh. There was my wife and her mother. They had gone to Chawcawgo lookin for Ab and had some kind problem with some policemen and came back home. So my wife fried some Spam and made some of that macaroni and cheese out of a box and we had a big old dinner and I fell asleep again.

Ha, ha, look at who is gonna have the last laugh!

I was wondering how you would get out of the real work:confused:

Those Frenchmen sure are snooty:facepalm:

Um... I guess I should warn you. You'll be getting a few, ... bills from The IL and MO State Police Depts for the damage caused to some squad cars, jail cells and a couple building structures.:blush:


You better keep them home or they'll have you in the poor house.:2cool: Not to mention those Frenchmen might have them cows putting out french cream.:?:
 

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That's okay, I'm heading to Ohio. I know someone that has plenty of FSUSA juice there and she still has a week or so of classes so I'll have the juice, ur, place to myself
AB!!!! Them's fightin words right there!! OK, well, you can have my 2 little 10mls of gingerbread.....but,,,,,Not the S'mores, strawberry cheesecake (I worked hard steeping that), no butterscotch of any kind and that includes da hopscotch, . I just got a bunch more today, but they're hid way inside my zillions of purses- you'll never find em lol. School's just about done- 2 major tests tomorrow, then a final in math next week and I'm done, and way on my way to the Dean's List Woot Woot! Can we celebrate by havin a huge juice sale??
 

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YAY TexasT- I'm so happy you're back to "jack" each and all threads on here! No one has more fun on these forums and can get each other off topic like us Junkies- Did ya notice I even got myself one of the kewl banners? You say they found out how to get to Ohio? They might get stuck in our snow- yeah- tell them that for now maybe? Should I go back in hiding or can I finish my semester?
Vaporgal- I don't like you at all anymore with your "cold weather" stories lol! Do you know how brutal Ohio can be? We have snow accumulation goin on right now.......*sigh*- Oh... but did you finally end up trying the S'mores??
 

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Yeah- Plleeease hire TexasT since he got fired from his own farm- he needs an important job with your company. T, did your own son-in-law really fire you? That's pretty heartless.
Yeah, it's finally snowing here- a little late for Ohio. I wasn't out much at all last year, of course, now I gotta re-learn my winter driving and walking on ice- I'm pretty excited lol!
 

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Yeah- Plleeease hire TexasT since he got fired from his own farm- he needs an important job with your company. T, did your own son-in-law really fire you? That's pretty heartless.
Yeah, it's finally snowing here- a little late for Ohio. I wasn't out much at all last year, of course, now I gotta re-learn my winter driving and walking on ice- I'm pretty excited lol!

Yeah, my son-in-law sent me to the house and said he would come get me when he needed me and he hasn't come to get me. So today I went out and tried to sneak up on them on my 4 wheeler but its hard to sneak up on people on a 4 wheeler. But him and the two Frenchmen were working so I left.

Then I went back to the house and went back out at lunch time and those Frenchmen were sitting eating something they called a burrito. Looked something like they advertise on Taco Bell on the television set. We don't have a Taco Bell up there in town though. We have a place called Taco Ding-A-Ling and there's a lot of those Frenchmen working in there.

I sure don't do good driving in that snow and I'm worse at walking in it. Be real careful!! Last year when we had all that snow I had to go to town and went most of the way looking at the trees going by - and that was out of my windshield!
 

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*tossin' arms up in the air* I give up!

Now give me your attys and vodka so I can clean them over the glass of oj. I tell you, a woman's work is never done!

Well, it sure is handy to have a woman around. There's so many things I mess up. Hate to see what the world would be like without women. Be boring for one thing and I'll bet my kids would be uuuuugglllyyyy!!!!
 
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