I'm finding that different kinds of lettuce actually taste different? How come nobody told me this before? I always thought it was a garnish...
This was probably the response that made me laugh the most.

I'm finding that different kinds of lettuce actually taste different? How come nobody told me this before? I always thought it was a garnish...
On the downside, I literally used to think my s-blank-blank-t didn't stink and now have come to find out that my nose just didn't work!
Does anyone know this:
When I quit analogs and my boyfriend doesn't, will he taste like an astray when we kiss? Not that we kiss that often any way but after 16 years together (nope we don't live together) that's the way it is.
That's okay. Most of the time, I don't want to kiss him any way, especially during football season.
I have realized how bad my city stinks. I live just on the outskirts but when I drive in the city the smell of burnt oil makes me sick
realizing people over 40 drown themselves in the nastiest cologne and perfume
realizing some people under 40 don't bother bathing before going out
letting the wife suck on my fingers when she's in a particularly frisky mood lol, there was no way i'd let her near my cigarette smelling fingers when I smoked