The Never Ending Story thread

[Gummy Bear]

Come on you know how this thread works.
each post is to continue the story from the post above.
Keep it short ( one or two sentences) and try to leave it open so that the next poster can run with it.

I'll start the story off and then we will see where it goes from there.



It was late one night and I was still at work. Everyone had left the office except for a few others catching up on some work. I went out to grab a vape when all of a sudden I saw a

 

[Travis798]

huge elephant walking down the street. I yelled at one of the people still at work to come see this and he walked outside and said....

 

[Gummy Bear]

Holy Cow!,,, No! I said, it's an elephant. Well at least it's not pink, and he walked out into the street to get a better look and then a

 

[NurseCin]

crazy looking clown with a machete came from across the street and he attacked....

 

[btngchck]

the gangly growing weeds so the elephant wouldn't get all tangled up in them. As I turned to look for my friend that came out.........

 

[Travis798]

I noticed that the weed killing clown was picking his nose. EWW! I said to the clown. Can't you do that in private? The clown looked at me with a crazy stare and....

 

[Gummy Bear]

ask me if he could try my PV. I looked at it, then back at him and said...

 

[NurseCin]

"you need to wash your hands first...and here's a tissue" The clown took the tissue and...

 

[Travis798]

made a little elephant out of it. He then looked at the big live elephant and...

 

[NurseCin]

jumped up on its back and yelled "yeehaawwww" The elephant took off down the street headed towards...

 

[Sponge Bobiwan]

said, "That big elephant over there was once a mere small tissue elephant too. But, there was this man named Gepetto who always wanted a real elephant. So...."

EDIT: Oops. You beat me. Kindly disregard and continue..

 

[Gummy Bear]

The show was over here, so I went back inside. Just as the door closed the lights went out and I heard

 

[uba egar320]

Awww man, I went in my pants again!! I turned to see a man in a pink hat holding the seat of his pants and told him

 

[BassAddict]

*Splat* I think I may of

 

[5cardstud]

Dropped my jack-o-lantern. Now my kids are..................

 

[BassAddict]

running away from the clown with the machete wearing a polka dotted pink hat , and I

 

[Gummy Bear]

have to wonder if I should have just went home a 5 o'clock like every one else did. But

 

[Travis798]

at that moment, I heard a whisper that said "if you build it, they will come", I turned to see who said that and...

 

[rege]

it was chuck Norris and he was standing there holding a giant

 

[BassAddict]

Pickle. He wore tight leather pants raising his leg thinking