The Never Ending Story thread

[rege]

i hope i dont split the crotch in these pants i have to go get my

 

[Travis798]

monies worth out of them. Chuck then let out a deafening yell and

 

[rege]

started beating his chest and throwing poo at

 

[BassAddict]

Crickets. Norris started vaping some Wyatt Earp while riding his donkey with his

 

[191ahc]

absentee ballot in his hand and yelling

 

[BassAddict]

I don't need a condom! What do I need protection from? And then all of a sudden..

 

[Gummy Bear]

We all remembered that it was election day so we all took off to go to the polls and vote for

 

[uba egar320]

The legalization of pickles larger than 8 inches. But at that moment, John Travolta landed in the street in his 747 and shouted

 

[SuZamme]

I have come to save the day!!!!! No sooner had he shouted that than Angelina Jolie appeared in her leathers shorts, guns on her thighs, and proceeded to

 

[NurseCin]

adopt more children, who werent interested in John Travolta or Chuck Norris they wanted to see....

 

[uba egar320]

oops.....my bad

 

[Gummy Bear]

But after seeing his oops,,,,, they said......

 

[uba egar320]

man that's a big ol

 

[BassAddict]

blotch of..

 

[uba egar320]

Elk urine on that ladies scarf. Before I could alert her of this, Ted Nugent disposed of the elk with a machine gun. The blood splattered all over..

 

[BassAddict]

the Huge Elephant. I lowered my head, looking into my right pocket and saw

 

[Gummy Bear]

A ticket to the

 

[uba egar320]

Best singer on earth, Yoko Ono! I went to see her, but..

 

[BassAddict]

that just killed this story said grandpa chuck. Now kids, do you want to go to

 

[uba egar320]

A bull fight and get involved? Then we can head over to the