The Never Ending Story thread

[BassAddict]

mainland of China. I hear they make really good

 

[uba egar320]

cat burgers over there. After we grab a bite we can get some kungfu pj's and have a good time practicing some..

 

[rege]

safe sex then we will go to Amsterdam to get a whole lot of

 

[Gummy Bear]

rest,,, yea, yea that's it rest. but we couldn't sleep for all of the...

 

[BassAddict]

6 foot plants were tickling our

 

[191ahc]

7 year itch but the scary thing was

 

[BassAddict]

Chuck was sitting right next to us. He had a big eGo. He was always the first person to wake up at 510 in the morning and would go to bed before anyone else at 901 in the PM. Except this night..

 

[Gummy Bear]

He stayed up all night reading the ECF forum thread about...

 

[uba egar320]

He stayed up to give a demo on roundhouse kicking cigs right of people's mouth's. He misjudged his distance and kicked an old lady which stirred up the crowd. They drug him outside and began to..

 

[BassAddict]

He stayed up all night reading the ECF forum thread about...

He stayed up to give a demo on roundhouse kicking cigs right of people's mouth's. He misjudged his distance and kicked an old lady which stirred up the crowd. They drug him outside and began..

skinny dipping. Everyone involved then began to..

 

[uba egar320]

(nice save) pick lint out from between their toes. They made the worlds largest ball of toe lint before it caught fire and quickly spread to the..

 

[BassAddict]

nudist colony. The people in the village were so angry they

 

[uba egar320]

released the Kraken! It tore it's way through Europe, and settled down in France. No one knew how to lure it back to it's cave, so they..

 

[BassAddict]

did what any American in China would do. Called in a nuke. As grandpa chuck started calling in the coordinates, he turned his head and saw

 

[rege]

godzilla kicking the .... out of the kraken. chuck then proceeded to


( what the hell is a kraken?)

 

[uba egar320]

(big nasty creature from Greek mythology) do what he always does, roundhouse kick all suspicious looking characters within sight. One did not go down. Chuck reared back to kick him again before he realized that..

 

[rege]

Godzilla had killed the kraken and is now.

 

[BassAddict]

trying to find the crazy clown with the pink polka dotted hat and the Huge elephant to help defeat Godzilla, but as he looked to his left he heard the sound of..

 

[Gummy Bear]

Chinese fireworks. It was

 

[BassAddict]

a glorious sight to see. Fireworks exploding left and right, with little "Made in China" stickers drifting towards the ground. I turned around and gasped from the sight of..