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roxynoodle

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Why are you making stuff up. You are either lying or you haven't told me you got it...:glare:
Why all the nonsense...what does it taste like? Who would want to vape an anchovy?:confused: You don't have to say the ingredients, just what is it like?

I had to bury it to keep those darn raccoons out of the house!
 

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No disrespect to Coloradans, (I lived there in the 60's), but don't it seem they are getting more gullible lately? Just saying;)

One does not a state make, but if we were...

You can bet it's because we've been sitting in a dark room expanding our minds with a recently legalized illicit substance... ;) We've discovered, the infinite possibilities the universe holds would never discount the validity of the Paste in the mind of a Coloradan, brahhhh.

Just messing around. lol

Edit: This thread is too great.
 
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In all honesty, the Paste has a unique side-effect of causing impaired cognition and short-term memory in the user - although it has been proven to contain no psychoactive components whatsoever. The effect is due to certain self-preservation techniques applied by the primate brain in traumatic situations, namely the ability to "blank out" the traumatic experience and subsequent memory.

I say this because the Paste is so truly, abominably, bowel-shakingly horrific that...


none of us really know if the Paste is really real or not.:banana:

Now I have to agree that this theory seems quite sound (especially the bowel shaking part) but there is one problem. According to this theory you already have Paste induced brain damage therefore the theory itself cannot trusted because of the source. But I have Paste induced brain damage too which would dictate that my opinion can't be trusted either. So if I think the theory can't be trusted because you have brain damage but I myself have brain damage and can't be trusted then do these two things cancel themselves out and in fact prove this theory to be true?
 
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Why are you making stuff up. You are either lying or you haven't told me you got it...:glare:
Why all the nonsense...what does it taste like? Who would want to vape an anchovy?:confused: You don't have to say the ingredients, just what is it like?

My Perkins paste arrived today along with doodle. Scared to try it as it definitely smells like anchovies, but I also get a hint of some month old gym shorts. Going to let it steep for a while. I ordered out of curiosity and am not disappointed
 

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My Perkins paste arrived today along with doodle. Scared to try it as it definitely smells like anchovies, but I also get a hint of some month old gym shorts. Going to let it steep for a while. I ordered out of curiosity and am not disappointed

Like many NT juices.....the flavor profile tends to change over time (think: VIRUS....!!!;))
Yep....gym shorts, anchovies, excrement from Luther's boots, paper-mill essence.......It's ALL THERE!!:D
Happy (vaping) Trails!
 

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Funny stuff. I originally thought Perkins Paste was just a place holder on the site as a joke. I guess the joke is on me. So it's an anchovy beef flavored juice?

I don't even know why I'm asking, cause nobody will give a straight answer on this one lmao. I get the whole Loyalty upgrade remark Ha Ha...please anyone reading this thread that is new (don't do this!).

I wonder how this anti-marketing campaign is working out? Obviously people have been ordering it.
 

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Like many NT juices.....the flavor profile tends to change over time (think: VIRUS....!!!;))
Yep....gym shorts, anchovies, excrement from Luther's boots, paper-mill essence.......It's ALL THERE!!:D
Happy (vaping) Trails!

Ooooooo, paper mill essence. I hadn't heard that comparison before. Spot on.

Sometimes I can smell a nearby paper mill if the humidity is 100% in the mornings. I'll have to make an effort to compare.
 

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Funny stuff. I originally thought Perkins Paste was just a place holder on the site as a joke. I guess the joke is on me. So it's an anchovy beef flavored juice?

I don't even know why I'm asking, cause nobody will give a straight answer on this one lmao. I get the whole Loyalty upgrade remark Ha Ha...please anyone reading this thread that is new (don't do this!).

I wonder how this anti-marketing campaign is working out? Obviously people have been ordering it.

It is not polite to demand anything, especially from the person you are trusting your vape with.
 
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