Why im so broke im stuck eatin Raisin's and dorito crumbs.
Oh raisins aint so bad you say.
Cept these were grapes i forgot about in the bottom of the fridge last month.
I mean im so broke the extra generic Raman noodles i buy dont even come with flavor packs, they just rub the noodles on a chicken for a couple minutes. And the chicken is all like get off me man!
Right now gourmet seafood to me means i get to upgrade to the the can with the cartoon fish on it
I even had to get one of those peddle bike washing machines like Gilligan's island. hmmm i wonder if those coconut battery thingies the professor invented could power a kayfun.............. Cant ya see it? Standin in the yard mixin seawater with just a coconut shell an a spoon screamin " subohm'n now beeches"