Sadly, I need a new microwave.
I tried to defrost some sausage the other day, the defrost button no longer works. Nor does the reheat veggies button. The full power one still does though. <sigh> Not sure, but I think i got it when we moved here, in '94. So it's had a good life. <hat removed, covering heart> Thankfully, they are much less expensive now!
The best thing is, I no longer need to be able to fit a whole chicken in there!
So I can make do with a much smaller one!!