Hahahahaha I'm laughing myself to tears. Just reminded me of a convo from last night the provari is the best because it has a flux capacitor
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This is one is MUCH BETTER!!!
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This is one is MUCH BETTER!!!
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Oh rats! I was just having fun, but they hung up on me!!
I got one of those we are calling about your computer, it's sending a warning message to us blah blah blah, although this time they didn't say they were from Microsoft
Heavy accent:
M'am we are calling because your computer is at risk (same BS I've heard before)
Me, using the sweetest most friendly, clueless voice I could muster:
Oh no! That sounds serious! What's wrong with my computer? I don't understand! Am I going to lose all of my recipes? I have this great recipe for chicken mushroom casserole, but I got it from Liz and I don't think she will give it to me again, cuz' she is really ticked off that my half-sister is dating her husband, as if that's my fault.
Long pause
Ma'm are you on the internet.
Yes, I am.
What do you see?
Ummm...a kitty wearing a red hat. I think it might be a leopard, but I'm not sure. It has spots.
M'am, you need to open Explorer and tell me what you see.
What's Explorer?
The browser for the internet.
I'm not browsing, I'm reading. This is making me really nervous, what's is wrong with my computer? My nephew was using it yesterday, did he do something illegal? You said it was sending a warning message, are you from the the government?
M'am, what do you see on the screen?
I told you. A spotted kitty with a red hat.
Click.
Why did it stop playing with me?
I got one of those we are calling about your computer, it's sending a warning message to us blah blah blah, although this time they didn't say they were from Microsoft
Heavy accent:
M'am we are calling because your computer is at risk (same BS I've heard before)
Me, using the sweetest most friendly, clueless voice I could muster:
Oh no! That sounds serious! What's wrong with my computer? I don't understand! Am I going to lose all of my recipes? I have this great recipe for chicken mushroom casserole, but I got it from Liz and I don't think she will give it to me again, cuz' she is really ticked off that my half-sister is dating her husband, as if that's my fault.
Long pause
Ma'm are you on the internet.
Yes, I am.
What do you see?
Ummm...a kitty wearing a red hat. I think it might be a leopard, but I'm not sure. It has spots.
M'am, you need to open Explorer and tell me what you see.
What's Explorer?
The browser for the internet.
I'm not browsing, I'm reading. This is making me really nervous, what's is wrong with my computer? My nephew was using it yesterday, did he do something illegal? You said it was sending a warning message, are you from the the government?
M'am, what do you see on the screen?
I told you. A spotted kitty with a red hat.
Click.
Why did it stop playing with me?
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drummerskey said:
Looks SweetsNow wasn't it worth the wait
lol, yeah he suffered for a whole week...
I was worried I thougt someone BoxNapped you
lol, no. just really busy
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lol, yeah he suffered for a whole week...
lol, no. just really busy
BusyBox I LIKE IT
Looks Sweets
Totally worth it. Like I fought 37 ninjas for it......oooooh and had to find someone a job at NASA ........and buy coffee?
Just a thought,but give your Brother a ticket to Jamaica, One Way
lol, nice thought!! But I wouldn't spend a penny on him
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you had to
Photoshop has blacklisted you now. You, then MC. You're just jealous cause you don't have a hard hat.
There were 2 Taifuns. That one specifically is the Taifun in dripper mode.
Photoshop has blacklisted you now. You, then MC. You're just jealous cause you don't have a hard hat.
I have a mushroom cap though
Lol! But it looks like I need a Chiropractor
I need some sun Red. It's okay.
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