The Provarinati Saloon

[Southern Tina]

There's a difference between "mean" and "kinky". Tried to explain that to you before.

Same to me. I like both. Ever read 50
Shades of Grey?

 

[Zbeast08]

One of my favorite pro golfers is a lefty...and never took a lesson in his life. His life now, is what you get when a redneck gets some money-- he bought the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazard, drives a lifted pickup, and has a hovercraft for his personal golf cart. Yup... Bubba!

That's funny, spent a couple days at the US Open in Pinehurst last week and followed Bubba a couple of holes and a couple more! Going to the women's open later this week and will struggle with the 97 deg days this week. Pinehurst is one hot hole. I have been very fortunate to play #2 and all the others quite a few times as I am only a couple hours away from Pinehurst!
Looking forward to seeing the ladies tee it up this week!


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[RebelGolfer72]

Full contact croquet. I like it, reminds me of the games my brothers and I played as a kid.

Viking football? No protective gear full contact football in the snow. Down a pint of Mad Dog to start, and after each play take a big swig. Penalties are assessed in chug count...nuff said

 

[Ladiekali]

Man the vapor room dont date their bottles wth!

 

[jrenae4]

What ever happened to croquet; golf takes finesse, and strategy, croquet on the other hand; that, I can handle. Worse case scenario, you start to lose and you can use that heavy mallet to hit someone in the face.


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We play croquet at every 4th of July bbq, my grandparents have a set.

One of my favorite pro golfers is a lefty...and never took a lesson in his life. His life now, is what you get when a redneck gets some money-- he bought the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazard, drives a lifted pickup, and has a hovercraft for his personal golf cart. Yup... Bubba!

I already knew that BUBBA GOLF!

Tell me about it! I have 3! I pay for the food, and clothes and activities for them, and also pay my child support...not complaining one bit, mind you...but yes, not cheap!

I'm about to take sperm donor for more. I am up for a review but declined because court literally gives me chest pains, our custody crap was so stressful. Her private school tuition is more than what I get (sent her there bc of bullying). Doesn't nearly help with dance, now golf, field trips, etc.

It's the girl, who is almost always a complete hottie, who drives around the course selling beer to golfers. Think of the beer vendors at a baseball game, but with the looks of a Hooters waitress.

Oh Lord I hope I look better than some of the hooters girls around here

 

[ScandaLeX]

Really? It's not moderated. Guess the person reporting me for stupid crap constantly needs to get a job, a life, and grow a pair. This used to be an escape for me, a fun place to go to escape the stress of my real life. Then every time I turn around, someone's trying to one up someone else and be a little tattle tale. I'm not bitter in the least, it's just not worth it to me anymore.

Are you serious? I didn't think anyone here would actually go there.

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[jrenae4]

That's funny, spent a couple days at the US Open in Pinehurst last week and followed Bubba a couple of holes and a couple more! Going to the women's open later this week and will struggle with the 97 deg days this week. Pinehurst is one hot hole. I have been very fortunate to play #2 and all the others quite a few times as I am only a couple hours away from Pinehurst!
Looking forward to seeing the ladies tee it up this week!


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Do you sign up for the Masters lottery? I haven't gotten my e-mail yet.

 

[Southern Tina]

As much as golf costs, it is much cheaper than many things she could be in to.

My Dad ran hospitals. He'd take Dr's and all golfing but let me tag along. Most of the time
It was after work hours and he didn't want to take time away from me. So, they tagged along. He's my hero.

 

[Fir3b1rd]

We play croquet at every 4th of July bbq, my grandparents have a set.



I already knew that BUBBA GOLF!



I'm about to take sperm donor for more. I am up for a review but declined because court literally gives me chest pains, our custody crap was so stressful. Her private school tuition is more than what I get (sent her there bc of bullying). Doesn't nearly help with dance, now golf, field trips, etc.



Oh Lord I hope I look better than some of the hooters girls around here

I said it before- the hOOters down here is seriously nothing but the Girls that couldn't get a job at twin peaks or a strip club. They scary.


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[RebelGolfer72]

That's funny, spent a couple days at the US Open in Pinehurst last week and followed Bubba a couple of holes and a couple more! Going to the women's open later this week and will struggle with the 97 deg days this week. Pinehurst is one hot hole. I have been very fortunate to play #2 and all the others quite a few times as I am only a couple hours away from Pinehurst!
Looking forward to seeing the ladies tee it up this week!


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Now I'm jealous! Stalk Natalie or Paula for me!

It's a shame, that course looked in bad shape for a PGA event...especially a major! Look forward to spending a few days in Akron for the Bridgestone tourney next month.

My bucket list course is a tie between Augusta and TPC Sawgrass. I think it's the 17th hole at sawgrass that would tip the scales that way for me.

 

[Southern Tina]

Are you serious? I didn't think anyone here would actually go there.

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They have. Many times. That's the least of my concerns. If it's important for someone to report an adult for dumb things on a forum then they need help. I couldn't imagine doing that. No matter what that person said to me. I don't get .... hurt. I'll expect another infraction for that statement.

 

[ScandaLeX]

What is the thing 2nd from the right?

KAS

Hand grenade

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[Southern Tina]

Now I'm jealous! Stalk Natalie or Paula for me!

It's a shame, that course looked in bad shape for a PGA event...especially a major! Look forward to spending a few days in Akron for the Bridgestone tourney next month.

My bucket list course is a tie between Augusta and TPC Sawgrass. I think it's the 17th hole at sawgrass that would tip the scales that way for me.

Hehehehe. I have what you want. Buahahahaha. Not like that. We have benefactors on the 17th hole at TPC. Saw Kaymer almost lose it this year. He's on a role though. You can come visit me. I live in walking distance of TPC.

 

[ScandaLeX]

I probably skipped most of the REO "bashing" so maybe I didn't see it all. What I did see was some fun poking, nothing serious and nothing to get in an uproar about.

And that's all it was.

Water was going in to rescue drummer.....Personally the whole thing was ridiculously funny! Not sure how anyone came to a bashing conclusion.

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[Fir3b1rd]

Now I'm jealous! Stalk Natalie or Paula for me!

It's a shame, that course looked in bad shape for a PGA event...especially a major! Look forward to spending a few days in Akron for the Bridgestone tourney next month.

My bucket list course is a tie between Augusta and TPC Sawgrass. I think it's the 17th hole at sawgrass that would tip the scales that way for me.

Really? My bucket list would be Emelia Clarke


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[RebelGolfer72]

I'm about to take sperm donor for more. I am up for a review but declined because court literally gives me chest pains, our custody crap was so stressful. Her private school tuition is more than what I get (sent her there bc of bullying). Doesn't nearly help with dance, now golf, field trips, etc.


Oh Lord I hope I look better than some of the hooters girls around here

I'm sincerely sorry that you have to go through that. My kids were fortunate in the fact that my ex and I were civil throughout the divorce (and still are to this day). We never stepped foot in a courtroom, and she was very generous in the small amount she asked for child support. I never missed a payment, and it allowed me to afford a place for them as I got I my feet. I've also voluntarily raised the amount I sent as I could, and of course provide as I can. But that can only happen when both parents are adults about it. Sounds like your ex was a real winner. Really sorry you have to deal with that crap.

As for Hooters, it's been probably 20 years since be been in one, so my comments may be dated lol

 

[ScandaLeX]

Well i didnt get in a uproar, personally, i did think it was funny as well, but i also felt unsure of what some one else would feel. I could see where some one could start to get offended. I was the one who used the word bashing, my poor choice of words, so i think that was the uproar. I prolly should have said teasing. But i didnt think it would make any one mad. But it did. I dont really know Jenna, but i was thinking she might get offended, she wasnt active during the time of the posts and 90% was directed towards her.... or some of those that are reo lovers, might get offened, and i thought about the main reason i used to not want a provari, which were the rumors of provarinati thinking they are the best yadayada, and i thought about how yesterday there were 12 lurkers and im thinking oh lord, this isnt going to look good if it gets too deep. So i said something. My bad.

Ive already been told that the internet isnt for me over it, and that i got but hurt over nothing, yadayada da da. I was not offended i was only trying to look out.

Yall wont hear nothing from me in the future. Promise.

Not trying to make people mad, but i do. It happens.

There was only one post directed towards J'Nae Nae & she was good with it.


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[Zbeast08]

Do you sign up for the Masters lottery? I haven't gotten my e-mail yet.

No, I did not, our company gets tickets every year!

Now I'm jealous! Stalk Natalie or Paula for me!

It's a shame, that course looked in bad shape for a PGA event...especially a major! Look forward to spending a few days in Akron for the Bridgestone tourney next month.

My bucket list course is a tie between Augusta and TPC Sawgrass. I think it's the 17th hole at sawgrass that would tip the scales that way for me.

I'm not fond of the renovations to put the course back to its original design, I played it last year, I preferred the rough! Hate to tell you but I played TPC sawgrass in 2012, nice track obviously! I'm headed to Kiawah island, SC on Sunday and will be playing the Ocean Course at heron! I have quite a few I will be stalking this week, Natalie tees it up around 8 am on Thursday, I'll be on the first tee!! No dice for me yet at Masters. I want to play Pebble Beach and Andrews, my bucket list courses!!


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[ScandaLeX]

I like that you use the same glass every night. Consistency.

Or too lazy to wash it.

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[RebelGolfer72]

Hehehehe. I have what you want. Buahahahaha. Not like that. We have benefactors on the 17th hole at TPC. Saw Kaymer almost lose it this year. He's on a role though. You can come visit me. I live in walking distance of TPC.

I caught the first part . It's all good though, as I said before, you and the wife could pass as sisters...would be too creepy even if my mind went there lol

I'll gladly come to visit if you can get me an invite to play that course . Or I could do like I did as a kid-- sneak on the course after hours and play it

I get to be fitted for a new driver this weekend by one of the fitters from the TaylorMade fitting center at sawgrass..the same guys who fit folks like Kaymer, Sergio and DJ! Fitting is free, but I have a feeling the cost of the driver will be far from it!