Girls don't have "a dump", they powder their noses.
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Taking my REOkin's advice and pampering myself this evening.![]()
I'm in heaven now. Love, love, love this hotel. Must bring Mom here when she feels better. If anyone is ever in Houston the Autograph Icon hotel gets a double thumbs up from me.Don't stop there Jen, The evening is young.![]()
Oh, Trunker, however does Smurf put up with you? I wouldn't know what a Doric column was if it fell down on me. The beer was cold and the water is hot. I'm a happy girl, polyurethane whatever or not.Can't beat a cold beer and a vape on a Sunday night.
I have noticed this irritating tendency for hotels and well, shopping malls too, to try pathetic attempts at Doric columns usually made of polystyrene. I think i recall that particular one and i am banned from there, on account of an incident when i asked if the barmaid thought she was Cleopatra, since she had a nice asp.
None of which will come as much of a surprise to regulars, since i was banned from a Norweigian bar for asking if the barmaid had a 'face like a Norse'.
C'est la vie!
T
the other cell had a concrete floor to sleep on that was for the real ugly ones.If I ever decide to be a felon again, I hope it's in the UK!
I've honestly only ever spent a couple handfuls of nights in the clink. You know sober up sorta thingyes yes, but i was rather hoping someone might spot the similarities between a death row Houston hotel and a crap old UK prison!
I know Justice - you'd have your cellmate no longer wearing make-up and chopping logs in no time! And as for deciding on felony...it's a long swim!
T
