The Twisted Wish Game

[Mrtrucker40108]

ouch!

Poof you shrink back to your old self, fitting quite nicely into your old suits, unfortunately your old suits were thrown in the garbage last spring cleaning, your buried alive under a years worth of garbage at the landfill.

I wish I were an evil mad scientist!

 

[Paislia]

Glitter cloud You ARE an evil mad scientist! - who has already been captured and locked up in an asylum. Enjoy the next 50 yrs hugging yourself in a padded room. Your only visits come from your personal nurse Sally the sadist.

-I wish stinging/ biting bugs weren't part of the ecosystem.

 

[mattiem]

taaadaaaa Stinging biting bugs are no longer part of the ecosystem. They all now live in your house and have evolved into giant stinging biting bugs that have acquired a taste for drywall and human toes.

I wish I had a dollar for every cig I have smoked in my lifetime.

 

[Spartan8029]

Poof your wish is granted and you now have so much money, your house is full of it. The only problem is you have no way to use it because nobody will play Monopoly with you. You do not pass go and do not collect $200...

I wish I could take a vacation in Europe.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*POOF* There are now 2 sundays in every week...but now there are also 2 of every other day in the week and to top it off...you have to work saturdays! after your 12 day workweek you are so glad for your 2 sundays.

I wish my friends were doing better in life...

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Voila!! Your friends are doing well-- but your enemies are doing even better!!! 8-o8-o8-o

I wish I hadn't deluded myself to think the Quest for the mod was over............

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted - you suck it up and continue your quest - in the very next contest you enter you win a giant wooden phallus shaped GG - however uncle steals it


I wish people I don't know and never liked would stop trying to friend me on facebook

 

[RippleInStillWater]

ROFLMAO!!! Most of my old now-successful college buddies want nothing to do with me, either.........oh yeah, the wish.......they stop trying to find you on FB, they show up on your doorstep begging for vaping supplies!!!

I wish I wouldn't take defeat so personally........

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. However graciously you take your defeat though, you're still walking home way earlier than you expected, penniless and naked.

I wish I could print my own money.

 

[440BB]

Poof! Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the aliens that have taken over Earth only accept root vegetables as trade.

I wish I had an empire mod.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. Empire666 is the new PIF mod and boy is he an ....... All your posts get edited to suggest that you're pretty sweet on ladyboys.

I wish I owned a castle.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Shazam!!! You have a castle -- and all the ghosts and apparitions that often haunt those structures, soon you are saying Redrum and chasing your family about the estate!!! 8-o8-o8-o

I wish I was Brad Pitt!!!!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. You're Brad Pitt and you're banging Angelina Jolie. She doesn't like to eat and she spends a lot of time in Cambodia. So most of the time there's no good food for miles around. You'd kill for a cheeseburger.



You has a sad.

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I wish I had a teleporter.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Poof!!! You are magically transported over to Ripple's place. Being the hippie that he is he promptly places a lei around your neck (albeit made of apples and nutmeg) As he is quite hungry and there's no food at his place (Angelina is in Cambodia) - he's quite hungry and you're looking pretty tasty. Oh my! Rip has a giant spit...run bob, run....

I wish for world peace.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

*Poof* Having unfortunately drawn a not so bright Genie from the pool you find yourself holding a rock - albeit a 3-ton one, for about a second before it crosses your mind (physically). TADA! World Piece! You did it!

I wish I was a boy toy and didn't have to work...

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted your a stiffy little Johnny can't keep his hand out of his pocket all day

I wish I could stay in bed all day today and have cake

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted you stayed in bed all day and had cake - now you missed work, your broke, and all your customers are mad at you.

I wish I could win the powerball tonight

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Poof!!! You win the powerball but lose BBNJ, she doesn't like wealth!!!

I wish voters were smart enough to not believe pundits and the overblown talking heads and voted with intelligence about the future........ <-----unfortunately never gonna happen!!!

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted Mickey Mouse is elected president - please report for you ear hat immediately.

I wish I could win a wood mod contest

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Why don't you just respond to your e-mail then? For the love of 12 inch ladies. You make bigger and happier. Have pills, make horny. $20 for the sexy of your bed. The secret of a big inch sexy man.

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I wish I wasn't so cynical.