The Twisted Wish Game

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. Her name is Carmen.



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I wish farts smelled better.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

POOF!!! Your farts smell better but they are masked by your wretched BO!

I wish I had a larger bladder!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. But it's crowding out your colon, eh? You can go for a week without doing number 1, but you can't last 5 minutes without doing number 2. And it's not always pretty. Ewwwwwww!

I wish I had the hands of a surgeon.

 

[ntv8per]

Poof! You have the hands of a surgeon. But you get arrested and sent to prison after the rest of the body is found.


I wish I had more hair.

 

[Paislia]

Granted: You have beautiful, thick wavy hair - and a raging case of lice.

I wish for a whole day of perfect vapeing (perfect juice, perfect atty, perfect th in every hit; you get the idea)

 

[sweetz]

Poof! Welcome to your perfect day of vaping, a brand new package arrives with the perfect mod, all the accessories, and this wonderfully indescribable juice you simply adore. However, this evening a rather large and burly man will knock on your door and not-so-politely let you know that the mysterious package was HIS and he does not appreciate you taste-testing everything it contains. He leaves with the perfect vaping package....and you need to change your underpants.

I wish I could win the contest I entered for an Ipad 2!!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Poof!!! You win -- but before it even arrives its technologically inferior!

I wish I would win a mod contest and stop my quest.......

 

[krnxguhj33]

Your wish my command! You win a contest for your dream mod but it is broken upon arrival and now you no longer have the means to buy any PVs or anything related to PVs, thus stopping your quest.

I wish I was married to the girl of my dreams.

 

[Princessdee]

Granted. You're married to the perfect-for-you woman.
You're blissful. You have a long happy life together for 50 years.
She gains 8 pounds a year. Every year. It never comes off.

I wish it was a pretty day.

 

[sweetz]

Poof, You've fallen into a coma. When you wake up it's April 12th, a gorgeous spring day. However, your bills are unpaid, your house is filthy, and for some reason this burly looking male nurse is making goo-goo eyes at you from across your hospital room. Wonder if you've been talking in your sleep???

I wish I could fly like Superman

 

[ntv8per]

Poof, you can fly like Superman . . . . but you can only fly for 50 feet and then you have to wait 24 hours to fly again.




I wish I had a pet owl.


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[Paislia]

Granted: you have a pet owl - but you are now a mouse.

I wish I could grant my girl's wish to become a ballerina

 

[loxmythe]

Poof wish granted you become a ballerina however your gf wants a more manly man now

I wish ripple would win a GG

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. Ripple is awarded your GG after a contest mishap mistakenly grants you a sweet mod. You're stuck with an old Blu until you can scrounge enough funds to buy a better vape.

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I wish I could breathe underwater like a fish.

 

[arkywolf]

Granted... as you are swiming around the ocean enjoying your new skills you are caught up in a tuna net

i wish i had enough money to buy an elephant and keep it fed for a year

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. You've been enjoying your elephant for a year now. Unfortunately, you don't have the money for, um, waste removal. You've got a years worth of elephant feces piled up and nowhere good to put it.

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I wish I could say sh-- and f--k and a-- and mother------ !@#$$$!!! @#$!@#$!@# in this forum.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

SHAZAM, you can, but are quickly exiled to the land of the embittered, VF, to be abused by those who can use profanity a heck of a lot better than you!!!

I wish I would win this month's GG contest, too! And stop the quest if nothing else.......

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't be silly. I can do profanity and boobies too. I just can't seem to articulate it fully here what with all the forum restrictions and such.

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Congratulations, you win a GG. It's the brand-new, yet to be unveiled super deluxe model. It has variable voltage; an ohm, volt and watt meter; 5 amp capacity before cutoff; an automatic juice feeder system that's switchable between up to 5 different flavours and it tucks away nicely in a pocket. It's also a machined aluminum piece of art. It's the last mod you'll ever need. It'll unfortunately be a year before they work the kinks out of the prototype and send you the first new model off of the assembly line.

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I wish I had a rocket car.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

So you have heard of the Eclypse then, huh?

Voila!!! You have a rocket car but nowhere to go as the car is on Mars

I wish we had transporters -- man, I've been weaiting for 40 years since Star Trek had'em, its about time!!!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Poof! Wish granted. You win the actual transporters from the original Star Trek series. Unfortunately, it's just a set and all the "transporting" stuff is just special effects. It's kind of cool, though. Now, if you could just find a way to deal with all the pointy plastic eared geeks that have camped out at your place. You do notice some young women dressed up in those Star Trek mini skirt outfits. Not one of 'em is under 250 pounds, though.

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I wish I could write a hit song.