Let me tell you about a vaper I know
had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself in a public non smoking building in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw the FDA like she'd never seen before.
Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile.
Well her eyebrow raised as the FDA walked through the door
And shook an angry finger at her in the public non smoking building in downtown hell.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I havent done anything wrong."
He said, "That's fine. May I please subdue your radical free thinking mind"
One FDA turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to smoke a fully taxable tobbacco product.
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
light the cigarette , were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for the vape date I'd never get PAID.
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