Things to Ponder...

[sbphotog]

• Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?
• If WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
• Why is the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
• who put an s in the word lisp?
• Why is it when you get from here to there, you're still here and not there?
• If 'pro' is the opposite to 'con', is Congress the opposite to progress?
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Have any good ponders to add?

 

[McCordRM]

1. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
2. If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
3. Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
4. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
5. Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
6. You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
7. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
8. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
9. If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
10. If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?

 

[Drunkwaco]

1. If a tree falls in the forest, Does it make a sound if no one is around to hear it?
2. What's the sound of 1 hand claping
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Why is there always someone in the expresses line that makes it slower then the regular?
6. So, really...why do MEN have nipples?
7. Why is are the Loins so horrible?