Things Vapers Say

[Trypno]

So this has probably been done before, but not for some time it seems, so I felt like having some fun.

The point of this thread is to post things only vapers say. They don't have to be funny or innuendos, so feel free to post whatever comes to mind.

I'll get us started with a few.

"Do you have any cotton I could bum?"

"If you suck too hard, you could flood the head and get a mouthful of liquid."

"You gotta make sure the cotton is soaking wet."

"My tip is leaking."

 

[Cullin Kin]

'You subohm bro?'

I'll add a few more...

'Have you tried this juice?'

'No, I don't have a lighter.'

'Okay, this will be my last mod...'

 

[Paul Williams]

These are actual Facebook vape group quotes.
things vapers shouldnt say
Im no longer a member of any facebook vape groups.

"Efest 35a batteries are NOT rewraps, google is full of (animal excriment)"
after me posting several links confirming what we all know
"All your exhailing is water vapour NOTHING else so i can cloud up any resturant i want"
after me arguing that e-cig vapour has a smell which will alter your enjoyment of food
"The battery on the mvp will last days, you will be lucky to get 1 day from your vtr" because my 2500 mah 18650 batteries are so much less than the 2600 mah in the mvp.

I just dont get it

 

[Trypno]

This one I'm sure has been said many times, but this time it comes courtesy of Pbusardo from one of his vids

"My drip tip won't fit."

And one of my favorites to tell people:

"No I don't have a cigarette."

 

[serenity21899]

There is a You Tube video by the same name as your thread title. It's pretty funny.

 

[Trypno]

Another one from Phil

"I have a loose drip tip."

 

[daleron]

Do you drip?

 

[Trypno]

"Wait, I'm dripping right now!"

 

[Bunnykiller]

are you happy to see me or is your atty leaking again....

 

[Steamer861]

Were else could a "Bottom Feeder" be a term of endearment

 

[phonedude]

I'm an old man and I've been dripping for four years

 

[LeftofCenter]

Once you find your sweet spot it gets easier.

 

[Jjshbetz11]

Toot, I need a vape, crunchy threads, delrin, chucks, hits like a train, tiger, nano, macro, micro, parallels, clouds bro

 

[Trypno]

"Sure, but I'm vooping right now so give me a bit."

 

[The Dog Guy]

I have to get a new ego...
I'M NOT DOING DRUGS!!!

 

[Rob K]

 

[CharleyDanger]

The things I said in the past month...

"Green Smoke is the best e-cig"

"Hey look, a vape shop"

"What is that crazy looking thing?"

"Green Smoke is the worst e-cig"

"Hey look, a vape forum"

"So many acronyms!"

"I'm confused"

"Ohms law?"

"Did my package show up?" x 10

"Does this look like a fake VTC?"

"I thought this was supposed to be cheaper than smoking"

"Damn it!, they make this look easy on YouTube!" x 20

"Hey, look at this coil... not bad"

"ITS GLOWING FROM INSIDE TO OUT!"

 

[Treeburner1983]

Me to my girlfriend: If you suck too hard you're going to get liquid in your mouth!

-Treeburner

 

[Niten13]

"New to gaping" -everyone who uses a smartphone and has not added Vaping to the autocorrect

 

[fishj]

It hits like a freight train! That's just sick, man!