Reminds me of a cute little story....
The last time my dd was home and her bf was back at college she calls him up on a Saturday night and tells him...
dd: I have to tell you something. (in a very serious voice)
him: Ok?....should I leave the room or sit down or something?
dd: Yes, I think that would be a good idea.
him: Ok, I left the room but you're scaring me now. (poor kid!)
dd: I gotta tell ya, there's someone else.
him: What do you mean there's someone else? (poor kids heart is in his
throat)
dd: Well to tell ya the truth, there's two.
him: (now angrier) What do you mean there's TWO?!?
dd: I'm with them right now.....Ben & Jerry!!!! (canoli limited edition)
him: OMG!!! You seriously had me going for a minute there!!
Of course she laughed and laughed, and so did he. What a little prankster she is.