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TexasT

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Reminds me of a cute little story....

The last time my dd was home and her bf was back at college she calls him up on a Saturday night and tells him...

dd: I have to tell you something. (in a very serious voice)

him: Ok?....should I leave the room or sit down or something?

dd: Yes, I think that would be a good idea.

him: Ok, I left the room but you're scaring me now. (poor kid!)

dd: I gotta tell ya, there's someone else.

him: What do you mean there's someone else? (poor kids heart is in his throat)

dd: Well to tell ya the truth, there's two.

him: (now angrier) What do you mean there's TWO?!?

dd: I'm with them right now.....Ben & Jerry!!!! (canoli limited edition)

him: OMG!!! You seriously had me going for a minute there!!

Of course she laughed and laughed, and so did he. What a little prankster she is.
Okay, so I was bored to tears and thought I'd stir things up around the house a little bit. So I went downstairs and told my wife that same story.

I was sitting beside her on the sofa with my most innocent look on my face when she suddenly became airborne before I even got to the part about Ben & Jerry and she started hammering me with those sledge hammer sized fists of hers.

I'll be back here later.

I need to go fix up a few ice bags.

I hate pain.

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Bovinia

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That's the truth! I normally just do whatever she asks. I try to choose my battles wisely ;) Or handle it like I did yesterday, she was going to cook a hamburger for my little dog!! I told her no...and if you do it anyway and he gets the squeezles all over your carpet, don't think I'm gonna clean it up! No burger for Chase lol. I'm quite stubborn when it comes to what he eats and I don't like her feeding him people food.
 

TexasT

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That's the truth! I normally just do whatever she asks. I try to choose my battles wisely ;) Or handle it like I did yesterday, she was going to cook a hamburger for my little dog!! I told her no...and if you do it anyway and he gets the squeezles all over your carpet, don't think I'm gonna clean it up! No burger for Chase lol. I'm quite stubborn when it comes to what he eats and I don't like her feeding him people food.

I know what you mean about those squeezles Bov.

My wife feeds me people food sometimes.

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