This is who i will vote for!

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CHUCKLEHEAD

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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER IT”LL GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations: Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch you’re precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the World. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors: Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not PO us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.
 

CHUCKLEHEAD

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Yeah, this doesn't belong in the outside. I love forwarded emails that are as detached from reality as this. Makes it easy to avoid any original thought.

Spin it all you want !
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Sponge Bobiwan

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I'll certainly await to hear Chucklehead speak for himself, but after re-reading his (or her) comment again and again, perhaps the implication was that I was somehow denigrating the idea put forth by the OP. Just the opposite is the case. I was merely commenting that in the present climate of political correctness going around these days, by the main stream media and and other elitist type voices, ideas such as those suggested by the OP are often considered to be politically incorrect. Ideas such as patriotism in America, or faith in God, or personal responsibility, are oftentimes ridiculed and presented as something to be disdained by those of a political correctness ilk. And my comment was sarcastically insultive (not a real word; I know that) of the whole politically correct crowd.

I was not necessarily agreeing with, or disagreeing with the whole point of the OP. I was merely making a facetious and sarcastic comment as to the political correctness, or lack of, of ideas such as those suggested by the OP. I pretty much despise political correctness, and go out of my way to NOT be politically correct whenever I have the opportunity to do so.
 
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firefox335

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This is who I would vote for:

"Effective immediately, we will be using the Constitution of the United States as the final litmus test for all actions foreign and domestic. Furthermore, any bill that passes congress must be free and clear of any and all earmarks. Each bill shall be no longer than 100 pages in length at 12 point type, double spaced. The only reason for passing a bill 2409 pages long, is to hide deception within the pages."
 

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This is who I would vote for:

"Effective immediately, we will be using the Constitution of the United States as the final litmus test for all actions foreign and domestic. Furthermore, any bill that passes congress must be free and clear of any and all earmarks. Each bill shall be no longer than 100 pages in length at 12 point type, double spaced. The only reason for passing a bill 2409 pages long, is to hide deception within the pages."

Firefox335,

You wrote: "Effective immediately, we will be using the Constitution of the United States as the final litmus test for all actions foreign and domestic."

I recalled having just recently (earlier this morning) read something from John Boehner's Facebook page that went right along those lines.

John Boehner "Today marks the 223rd anniversary of the signing of our Constitution, what President Reagan called "our blueprint for freedom." Too often our Constitution is ignored by lawmakers, which is why I've backed a plan to require all legislation to cite its Constitutional authority or it doesn't get a vote."
 
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