From a highly reputable source...
Washington D.C. The U.S. Government today announced a plan to help bolster the U.S. dollar and increase it's value. In an unprecedented move, the U.S. Treasury has decided to remove the current printing on the back side of the U.S. one dollar bill, and will begin replacing it with coupons. The coupons will originate from those small to medium size businesses that have, as of yet, survived the current U.S. economy. The initial printings will include $5.00 off an oil change at Jiffy Lube, .30 cents off of Bounty Paper Towels, a buy-One Get-One Free donut from Crispy Creme, and one free scoop of ANY "colored" flavor of ice cream from Baskin Robbins (when purchasing 2 cones at regular prices). In the future, the Treasury expects to include other great offer's, such as one free Big Mac, a free examination for Lasik, or 20% off any appendix removal.
The Treasury is attempting to avoid financial problems that are plaguing other government organizations such as the U.S. Postal Service. An unknown resource with the Treasury has told our reporter that the actual calculated value of the U.S. dollar is getting very close to the cost of the paper, ink, and additional materials used to produce the dollar bill. Lastly, our source also reported that the Treasury may preemptively print millions of one dollar bills with the reverse side simply stating "Your Ad Here - 1-800-XXX-XXXX".
Now....I wonder WHAT day might be appropriate to post this news report. Hmmmm......
Washington D.C. The U.S. Government today announced a plan to help bolster the U.S. dollar and increase it's value. In an unprecedented move, the U.S. Treasury has decided to remove the current printing on the back side of the U.S. one dollar bill, and will begin replacing it with coupons. The coupons will originate from those small to medium size businesses that have, as of yet, survived the current U.S. economy. The initial printings will include $5.00 off an oil change at Jiffy Lube, .30 cents off of Bounty Paper Towels, a buy-One Get-One Free donut from Crispy Creme, and one free scoop of ANY "colored" flavor of ice cream from Baskin Robbins (when purchasing 2 cones at regular prices). In the future, the Treasury expects to include other great offer's, such as one free Big Mac, a free examination for Lasik, or 20% off any appendix removal.
The Treasury is attempting to avoid financial problems that are plaguing other government organizations such as the U.S. Postal Service. An unknown resource with the Treasury has told our reporter that the actual calculated value of the U.S. dollar is getting very close to the cost of the paper, ink, and additional materials used to produce the dollar bill. Lastly, our source also reported that the Treasury may preemptively print millions of one dollar bills with the reverse side simply stating "Your Ad Here - 1-800-XXX-XXXX".
Now....I wonder WHAT day might be appropriate to post this news report. Hmmmm......
