I was thinking of asking if she needs a 'boy toy'..
Hey I'm available and willing to be such! I'm not the easiest on the eyes but I'd also be willing to undergo a facelift in exchange for way awesome
vape toys!
Easy there Sport... One does not gain the attention of a discriminating Lady of independent means with a cardboard sign on a freeway off-ramp.
Obviously, you're not familiar with that old timey saying: "Titanium is a girl's best friend"
Now, If you will give the Lady some space.. I'll take it from here...just watch and learn... perhaps you should be taking notes....
Ahem...
Excuse me Miss, isn't that one of those Titanium Simplicities I've heard so much about?? I haven't seen one up close.
It is?? Why.. it's beautiful!! that polish is almost as bright as the sparkle in your eyes. It looks so natural in your hand.. like it was made just for you...
It was?? you lucky girl!! My, your husband/bf/gf must spoil you so... You're single?? So am I.. well, sorta...
I occasionally get together with my girlfriend... and her girlfriend...and a clown... a midget.. and a donkey. but we're just friends.
Yes.. it does sound like fun...and it is!!... you should come over and meet them sometime.
You know, I've always wanted to learn how to use one of those vaporizers?? is that what you call it?? how hard do you suck on it?? Do you inhale?? maybe you could teach me how.. sometime...I can just picture your lips around that drip tip.. mmmm... a powerful image indeed!!
Say.. would you like to get some coffee??.. at your place?? sure, I'd love to see your "Super T" collection... let me get that door for you.
Cucco? is it?... My, that's an interesting name, there must be a story behind it..
The end???
Oh Miss Cucco?? did that work for you?? or should I have gone a different direction?
I didn't mean to be so forward, but I'm sitting around here, impatiently waiting for my freakin Ti to ship!!
And no offence Raqball, I hope you can see that this is just more of my incoherent rambling..a "drive-by reply" if you will.
Anyway, David says that "Today is the Day!!" I hope...
Stay Cool everybody