Try this one

[Viktro D'Vaping]

If anyone asks and looks like TROUBLE, just tell them it's an asthma inhaler or mini, personal vaporizer. Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll run for fear of you being contagious with something really bad. Again, works better with a stealth battery that doesn't light up or looks like a real cigarette.

 

[rtbob]

That's good.

You should really tell them you are involved in a trial with an experimental vaporizor that might block the spread of tuberculosis.

 

[Raven_Blackblade]

That's good.

You should really tell them you are involved in a trial with an experimental vaporizor that might block the spread of tuberculosis.

*snicker* I might have to try the tuberculosis thing haha!

 

[frequentflyer]

I just tell them it is a nicotine inhaler, sort of like an advanced version of what nicotrol put out a few years ago.

 

[Garrell6888]

I've wanted to tell someone it's an insulin inhaler, and that I'm a diabetic. Haven't gotten the chance tho.

A personal favorite: "What are you doing?" "I'm 1/4 dragon"

 

[yasmima]

I've wanted to tell someone it's an insulin inhaler, and that I'm a diabetic. Haven't gotten the chance tho.

A personal favorite: "What are you doing?" "I'm 1/4 dragon"

I love that one! I would include "Do you have ketchup?"