Uses for your last pack of analogs

[Sgtmonkeynads]

Hey guys,

I've been Ego'n for about a week now and it's all good. Cleaning the house today I found my last pak of Reds under the table. It seemed so lonely. Once it went everywhere with me now it just gets left behind.
I can't just throw it away, so I used it as a door stop.

Do any of you guys have inventive uses for your last pack ?

1. Door stop
2. Makes a great target at 100 yrds.
3. Good to keep around and get stale, then give out to friends who want to bum one, yeah I know I'm a good fiend.

 

[Rosa]

isn't tobacco a natural pesticide? I couldn't find a good use for mine and they sat outside in the rain waiting for me to return for a month before I finally threw them out.

 

[Rosa]

Oh, I know! What about those fun whipping exhibitions where the guy cracks the whip and smacks the cigarette right out of the blindfolded lady's mouth?

 

[urbancowboy505]

^ are you volunteering to be the blindfolded lady, or the whipper?

 

[Shortstuff116]

My last pack with 6 un-smoked cigs and the last one I put out (....) is still sitting in a drawer collecting dust. I may end up making a small display case and making a tribute to my greatest "life blunder" to remind myself how stupid I was for more than 36 years.

 

[Rosa]

^ are you volunteering to be the blindfolded lady, or the whipper?

BOTH! (but not at the same time)

 

[OnMyWay]

I love the door stop idea. Unfortunately, I smoked every one in the last pack that I had. Fortunately, I never bought another pack.

 

[CaptJay]

#3 - you never know when you might need one and why pay out for a brand new pack?
(I have 3 cigs in pack in my drawer that are likely stale to attest to my scrooge-like qualities)

 

[Rosa]

#3 - you never know when you might need one and why pay out for a brand new pack?
(I have 3 cigs in pack in my drawer that are likely stale to attest to my scrooge-like qualities)

maybe that's why people keep saying they had a smoke and hated it...stale smokes.

 

[CaptJay]

Maybe but I think its the difference in taste - I had one (there were 5 in there at first lol) to try after i started vaping and gave up the smokes (week 2 of vaping) and hated the first one (was in fact scared by the fact it was ON FIRE - ridiculous lol), but the 2nd was ok, bit too ash tasting for me, it hurt my chest and made me cough too. They werent stale then - they probably are now - they just weren't butter rum/tobacco/apple/cherry cola flavored and thats what my 'mouth' wanted.
I dont mind the smell of other people smoking btw, I quite like it - I dont like the stale smoke smell though.

 

[Rosa]

I'm still terrified of cigarettes. My 6 year old and I were waiting for a table outside the I-HOP and he said, "mom, look.. someone left their cigarette under the bench!" My heart rate went up and I was afraid to look. It's pretty silly, I know. I feel like cigarettes are like my first crazy mixed up boyfriend and I'm afraid I won't be able to say "no".

 

[CaptJay]

I see them as my crazy aunt lili who lives in the attic She's harmless, (to ME..) can be fun in small doses, not someone I want tt hang with 24/7

 

[Dynomite]

I wasn't sure I would be able to quit so I hesitantly bought another pack and smoked three cigs out of it before I got my Atomic Cinnacide in the mail from Tasty Vapor. After vaping on that for an entire day the taste of cigs is just raunchy in my mouth and couldn't stand to smoke another.

Maybe I'll make a little boat and send them out to sea in hopes that someone on a life raft who isn't fortunate enough to have an e-cig will be able to get their nicotine fix.

 

[Sgtmonkeynads]

Oooooo.....light them first, and Whala.....instant Viking Funeral.


See you in Valhala Philip Morris......


You could also take them to the porcelain water park.

 

[mav_29]

i gave mine to a bum on the side of the road.