Utter randomness

[Rick07]

You're fit for nothing but keeping as a curiosity of ugliness in a glass bottle, and I suppose they don't blow glass bottles......

 

[Lisa66]

large enough for your inflated egos!" He felt bones and fur as he.....

 

[Rick07]

squeezed with muscles of elastic leather until he felt......

 

[matador]

a pop in his .... muscles. "I think I crapped my pants" he said as he ...........

 

[KimberlyM]

began dancing a horrible version of the Macarena, intended to...

 

[matador]

empty his full diaper. But it didn't work because he forgot to .......

 

[Morandir835]

Pay Francheska from 8 towns over her...

 

[matador]

bill is overdue, so now he has to do unspeakable things to her ..........

 

[Morandir835]

Like making her listen to Yoko Ono at 2000db, on a stereo he...

 

[matador]

implanted into the ear canal of every homeless person in a 50 mile radius of the ........

 

[Scottinboca]

of where I was irradiated as a kid. Speaking of when I was a kid once I, .....................

 

[matador]

at band camp, I stuck a flute in my ........

 

[Morandir835]

Nose, no one thought it was possible, but Count Shingswin and as we all knew....

 

[matador]

was a serial killer who choose his victims by the way that they .......................

 

[Morandir835]

Ate left over sausages and 3 week old marmalade, it.....

 

[TheScootness]

Angered him to no end! How dare they...

 

[matador]

leave this uneaten sausage in the toilet bowl and expect me to ............

 

[Scottinboca]

to use my death ray to cook it. I love to eat them after being cook with

 

[incantius]

Spam!!!!!!!

 

[matador]

But not real 'Spam', this mystery meat was made from the ..........