Utter randomness

[SnowDragon]

the entire week of the Mutant Rat Festival which celebrates the

 

[matador]

passing of gas that resulted in .............

 

[dedi]

in the death of all the trapped Trillium's that couldn't squeeze through the small mesh that was placed by the........

 

[matador]

the demon that lives in Lady GaGa's soul that was put there by .........

 

[KimberlyM]

Fred from the bowling alley down the street who...

 

[Morandir835]

Has a deal for 51 ham and jelly tacos for 786 lbs of mayo with....

 

[matador]

the biggest pickle in the world, which came from .............

 

[Rick07]

The cave man from six towns over who had heavy slouching shoulders, the glare of savagery, the long heavy arms and.....

 

[matador]

and the most ugly face that not even his own mother could ..............

 

[Morandir835]

Believe was not butter, but in her heart...

 

[matador]

she knew it really was butter, made from the rotton milk of...

 

[Rick07]

seeds from a squeezed orange that quivered like well-made jelly because if it's......

 

[matador]

its uncanny ability to mutate into ...........

 

[KimberlyM]

Echidna, the mother of all monsters. This was only slightly unbelievable because...

 

[matador]

everyone put all their belief toward santa, who was really a .............

 

[Morandir835]

An evil evil man, nothing in this world is free, just then a Hoeho Lahgohti....

 

[Lisa66]

arrived with news that the evil guinea pigs had joined ranks with the mad gopher watchdog from hell. Jimmy gathered his wits and....

 

[matador]

lit himself on fire and dove into the gophers hole in hopes that he could ...........

 

[KimberlyM]

Experience flambé himself, all while...

 

[matador]

throwing feces at the guinea pigs while screaming .........