Utter randomness

[TheScootness]

It's just so damn cheesy! Then I'll......

 

[Morandir835]

buy that new car I was eyeing yesterday, the one with....

 

[plantlvr]

The AK-47 mounted on the hood with a...

 

[matador]

self destruct button so that when I pick up hitchhikers I can jump out the door and ............

 

[plantlvr]

everything inside vaporizes except for...

 

[Morandir835]

The magic frozen carrot that was forged by....

 

[dedi]

the three legged bunny blacksmith that forged all the vegetables for the band of...............

 

[KimberlyM]

Echo and the Bunnymen, the favorite band of...

 

[Morandir835]

Norman Kilsanohuan, the man behind the creation of 5 foot tall turkies with bright green breaks and orange colored meat, how he came up with these creatures was....

 

[plantlvr]

the result of reading too much Dr. Suess when he...

 

[Rick07]

should have been using his head for anything besides rounding off his neck because Dr. Suess is......

 

[Morandir835]

The true man behind the curtain in a little place known as....

 

[TheScootness]

The DMV. In that accursed pit of scum and villainy....

 

[Rick07]

where their heads would make a good paperweight, but that's not all......

 

[dedi]

the head's can be unscrewed to reveal a variety of M and M's in assorted color's that can be devided and used for...........

 

[KimberlyM]

a fascinating game much like chess that is called...

 

[Morandir835]

Zizorflamdor in which each of the participants must cut off their right big toe to play, and if they don't have one....

 

[matador]

they must carve out their sphincter with a hot butter knife that will later be used for .............

 

[KimberlyM]

mock sword fights where the winner must...

 

[Morandir835]

Eat 77 chocolate covered turnips and wash it down with...