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Wabbeln

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on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I...


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on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank

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Wabbeln

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on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank

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Yeah, don't worry when that happens, it's usually because the next poster already had the page opened. As long as it's got a "like" there it's a valid entry. :)

***This is the Official End of the Contest*** (Post # 252)
Since there were no more valid entires before midnight Central time.
But since it seems the story isn't done.
Lets keep it going for a few more days. Try to give the story an ending by Sunday night. From this point forward you may submit entire sentences. I will end the 2nd portion of the contest when I feel it's at a good stopping point.
There will be a second prize awarded via random drawing of the "new" entries. 3 posts per day and back to back posting is now allowed.

WOW Talk about needing coffee before posting... TODAY is Friday LOL
Since it was my mess up, I'll still give Wol his tank, but lets apply the "new" rules and try to get the story to an ending for Sunday night....
 
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Oh, i didnt know it had to be "liked". Good to know because i have had some that not.

This one is a great competition by the way

Thanks for the compliment, the reason so many of yours weren't "liked" is because you weren't following the rules regarding no back to back postings.
 

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***This is the Official End of the Contest*** (Post # 252)
Since there were no more valid entires before midnight Central time.

Wow, I completely missed that. Guess I should have had my coffee before posting. :D

3 posts per day and back to back posting is now allowed.

Already posted 2 "entries" under the "old" rule, so should I assume those will be counted for today?
 

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on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank from

the dog's water bowl, but what had I done the night before?

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Thanks for the compliment, the reason so many of yours weren't "liked" is because you weren't following the rules regarding no back to back postings.

Which is why I stopped posting for this contest - I really enjoyed this contest and the story line till it stopped being fun with people not following the rules and just kept posting for the sake of posting . . . And especially taking over the story line . . .
 

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on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank from
the dog's water bowl, but what had I done the night before?
 

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Maybe I'm in some time/space warp because I seem to remember a previous Wednesday, like it was yesterday

on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank from the dog's water bowl, but what had I done the night before? Maybe I'm in some time/space warp because I seem to remember a previous Wednesday, like it was yesterday!
 

Wabbeln

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on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank from the dog's water bowl, but what had I done the night before?

I vaguely remember grabbing my new VVV tank, and a bottle of juice that had rolled behind the desk.

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I loaded up and started vaping like there was no tomorrow..or yesterday.


Maybe I'm in some time/space warp because I seem to remember a previous Wednesday, like it was yesterday

on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank from the dog's water bowl, but what had I done the night before? Maybe I'm in some time/space warp because I seem to remember a previous Wednesday, like it was yesterday!
I vaguely remember grabbing my new VVV tank, and a bottle of juice that had rolled behind the desk. I loaded up and started vaping like there was no tomorrow..or yesterday.
 

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on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank from the dog's water bowl, but what had I done the night before? Maybe I'm in some time/space warp because I seem to remember a previous Wednesday, like it was yesterday! I vaguely remember grabbing my new VVV tank, and a bottle of juice that had rolled behind the desk. I loaded up and started vaping like there was no tomorrow..or yesterday.


Suddenly the room started to spin.

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(Sorry glassmanoak, I think we both posted at the same time. nice edit.)
 

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I felt myself being sucked into a newly formed wormhole. I was then rushing through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip...


on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank from the dog's water bowl, but what had I done the night before? Maybe I'm in some time/space warp because I seem to remember a previous Wednesday, like it was yesterday! I vaguely remember grabbing my new VVV tank, and a bottle of juice that had rolled behind the desk. I loaded up and started vaping like there was no tomorrow..or yesterday.
Suddenly the room started to spin. I felt myself being sucked into a newly formed wormhole. I was then rushing through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip...

thanks Wabbeln.. I tried to meld things together.. That's the beauty of a contest like this
 

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glassmanoak:6979979 said:
on wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank from the dog's water bowl, but what had I done the night before? Maybe I'm in some time/space warp because I seem to remember a previous Wednesday, like it was yesterday! I vaguely remember grabbing my new VVV tank, and a bottle of juice that had rolled behind the desk. I loaded up and started vaping like there was no tomorrow..or yesterday.
Suddenly the room started to spin. I felt myself being sucked into a newly formed wormhole. I was then rushing through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip...

I must have hit my head on the counter as I fell....
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On wednesday morning i awoke to the sound that was startling. So i rushed through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip. All hell splattered violently everywhere in my grandmother's dream. Although everyone was alright, grandma couldn't find her.pv.nevertheless,.ecfstill had a buttload of.pv's from chicago's eastside. She decided to steal several from customs, because what else could a crazy nic-deprived grandma going mental do.

I got several bags filled with socks, bandages, paper clips, ejuice, and finally, a shake-weight. The hummer swiftly flew past the stoplight before careening backwards into two trees after stopping. When i looked three ways then jumped onto my pogo it. What's going to happen when rayn finds grandma went totally bananas? He'll say, "well,......blame bad, vodka flavored, nic-juice from 2004. Grandpa and a bum gonna buy me some new tanks with a boge, filled with more pluid from 2012. It's tasty and smells like crap husks.

"When we stared in the car, grandma's cartomizer, it appeared ballooned [&] festooned. She went on to throw punches towards bozo the clown. Then when we last expected it uncle buck vaporized all the world one puff at time fusing space with time.

Awaking wednesday morning, I realized deja-vu when I poured water all over myself and my dog began snarling at me comparable to badgers eating brunch. Obviously, I hadn't drank from the dog's water bowl, but what had I done the night before? Maybe I'm in some time/space warp because I seem to remember a previous Wednesday, like it was yesterday! I vaguely remember grabbing my new VVV tank, and a bottle of juice that had rolled behind the desk. I loaded up and started vaping like there was no tomorrow..or yesterday.

Suddenly the room started to spin. I felt myself being sucked into a newly formed wormhole. I was then rushing through the house in my underwear when poop caused my toe to slip...

I must have hit my head on the counter as I fell....

#2 which not only broke my downward trajectory, but also the velocity at which I fell. This means that space/time geometry had fundamentally changed, so even though I was in a newly formed wormhole, the outcome and events of THIS Wednesday would be very different from the previous one!
 
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