Romney is lying. He learned from a master. Because, oh sure, I have glasses, but the Hand of God came down upon me, and I found these special "tablets' that I carefully transcribed at length, and then I buried them. I forget where. Or, maybe God moved them. I still can't see that well, either. I might have misunderstood some of the footnotes where God goes into Caffeine being the urine of Satan and how 15 wives, and if you can get sisters and cousins you are EXTRA blessed, well, yeah, that's all good.
I'm sorry but I have trouble taking God's emissary as being glasses-wearing at all seriously, let alone the rather confused story behind it.
I know religion is just many times the stuff you choose to believe because you are like, scared and want someone persuasive to BELIEVE and the older the religion is, maybe the bolder claims you can get away with, but gimme loaves and fishes and raising the dead every TIME not to mention a virgin birth or a VERY convincingly mendacious teen ANY day of the week.
I just can't take Mormon's too seriously. They are so serious. SO NICE. TOO nice. Not to be trusted. Sometimes I evaluate the abnormally nice for like how far in distance I will need to stab them, just in CASE.
I'm sorry, all this politics talk is depressing but the fact that Romney was like a presidential candidate HILARIOUS.
Too soon, Mormons, try again in another century. You are only midway between, well Christianity and Scientology. You need to wait until gene or laser surgery becomes SO common, the glasses will be a sign of his humble shouldering of his Godly burden which made him closer to his maker, due to his imperfections. Etc.
No offense to religions anywhere! I have my own because the book is short, and the tenants are like, sensible. Mostly. Plus I don't go around like demanding other people do them.
Anna