Hiiii Phillll
that was hilarious!! Which comedy club do you perform in?? That was sweet of you to give the guy your coat and some $. Thanks for the hysterical laughter!
Oh.......and I'm 49, don't remember rat finks, but from the looks of ebay, if you still have em all you could probably buy all the vaping stuff you wanted. Oh wait.......you already did. ok pay the cc bills
I gave him my coat because years before that, working in a seedy side of town, I got in my car late at night to go home and noticed it was a bit breezy. Somebody bashed one of my rear windows in but I wondered why they didn't steal anything. I mean, at least I had that going for me but why?
My drive home was 25 miles and I noticed that I was getting numb....COAT!!! MY #$%%$#@ COAT!! MY *^**^%$% MOTHER GAVE ME THAT &*^ &%^* COAT!!!
RAIN?!! It can't rain now my windshield wipers are still broken. I was going to fix them but I had to buy some clothes that would go with that ^$^#* COAT!! I get home and act fast to cover the window. Cardboard and duct tape..kind of hard to do in the dark.
I drive 25 miles back to work the next days flipping cigarettes out the window. I guess the duct tape caught a .... which made the cardboard catch on fire. TBH, most days that would have bothered me but today, I just kept driving...flames everywhere. I get to work and a homeless guy the locals call Jumpin' Jesus is carrying something and coming towards me, he never talks till now. He said, I saw some kids break your car for this and I got it for you. You went up to those kids for me? Oh, hey I uh bought another coat already, you think you could use this one? I like it. Good, it's yours. (My mother would understand.) And yeah, there's really a guy called Jumpin' Jesus. He's a personal friend of mine. Sharp dresser too.
