I happen to be an azz so would watch what she had for a snack and buy the matching juice.. just to prove this point.
But that's
my point, is that you didn't prove
anything (except what I had already figured out about what kind of person you are). Chocolate =/= chocolate vape. Just because you see her eating a gluten-free organic brownie doesn't mean that she might not
actually be allergic to VG or PG or "artificial chocolate flavor (contains no actual cocoa)". But you knew that already. You're not here to offer anything actually useful, are you? Just trying to provide some "comic" "relief" (I had to quote those two words separately, because I'm not sure that you've succeeded at either one.) I guess it's my own damn fault if I find you to be in very poor taste.