Vaping Laws of Murphy

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WarHawk-AVG

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If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong

A clearomizer or tank will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.

Batteries will go dead just when you leave your charger at home

If your looking for more than one coil, you'll find the most important one last.

A dropped MOD will always land on the concrete instead of the soft ground.

Cheap batteries may work fine, but that ONE time.

If at first you don't succeed, get stronger NIC juice.

You will always find something in the last place you look.

After you bought a replacement clearomizer you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.

Where patience fails, force prevails.

Ordering something from FT, you get in two weeks..the same items reordered will then take a month, two from then out out.

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

When in doubt...Provari

you will never need your backups until you don't have a backup - Myrany

The moment you have found your perfect vape, or broken even spending wise, something shiny and new will be released. - Lessifer

It's all VaporJoes fault

When you finally quit smoking, you will find your most favorite zippo in the world that has been lost for months, only to use it to pre-burn and roll more coils

fingerprints...happen

Just when you think you wrapped the perfect coil, it shorts or breaks from the post because you screwed it too tight - Cloud boy

Most batteries don't die peacefully - they are tortured to near death, then murdered. - CPF

What ever you want most, if you can afford it, it's out of stock, if you can't, they've got 50 of 'em - D. Waterhouse

After searching and spending much on shiny toys, the first cheap "tank" works best after all! - Choc_Addic





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BTW: That anti-Murphy law wasn't a snarky. When I started I got a kit: 2 eGo bat'ries and 1 charger. Within the first week I could see the problem with that if one of any of those pooped out. So I got my second eGo kit. Y'know - Murphy and all that was on my mind.

Two and a half years later... it all still works. It's not supposed to!!! I used nothing but those 4 batteries for my first 9 months of vaping! lol Every so often I'll put a new Kanger T3s on one - just because I can.

That's what I meant.
 
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After searching and spending much on shiny toys, the first cheap "Tank" works best after all!

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I'll add it anyway...gonna run outta room heh
 
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WarHawk-AVG

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BTW: That anti-Murphy law wasn't a snarky. When I started I got a kit: 2 eGo bat'ries and 1 charger. Within the first week I could see the problem with that if one of any of those pooped out. So I got my second eGo kit. Y'know - Murphy and all that was on my mind.

Two and a half years later... it all still works. It's not supposed to!!! I used nothing but those 4 batteries for my first 9 months of vaping! lol Every so often I'll put a new Kanger T3s on one - just because I can.

That's what I meant.
never took it as such :p
 

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If you've placed 3 juice orders from 3 different vendors to be sure you get at least 1 of those orders before you run out of juice all 3 will be coming from the east coast, and hurricane Sandy will hit, stopping all mail for just long enough that you still run out of juice!

Not a problem for me now, but when it happened, it was a HUGE problem!
 
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